Could you do me a favor and never stop posting lmao

Hi egg it's been a while pls have a Device for your attn

Discourse dinner

@billhookunion.beanyear.com la preferida are homies

LOL that logo is real. I never saw the non emergency number before either.

Search your camera roll for "truck"

They brought me a menu. At a basketball game, liz lemon!

Ok so I'm not the only one who has to zoom in. Nearly identical from my phone.

Lmao is that a baking dish with an emptyish Takis bag at mission control. Houston we have frito pie? NASA had to cut their craft services budget

New look at earth.

Wikipedia forgot to update the banner so it's the image from "gacha games" instead

They keep coming up to me and honking my big red nose I put on :(

Finally my bubble tape will stop melting in my pocket

Imperial

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

I love that the (Google) search that I do on my (Google) pixel phone for results about the music I am listening to (via Google) presents me with results that give me search (Google) results and neither result has a thing to do with what I searched (Google) for. You shitpants bastards.

Grift, Graft, Gov

What you say when you see a good one:

Check out our apps new interface! We made it way worse!

Fuck, I cannot stress enough, silicon valley

Huh

Boy howdy is this a mood

Post a random photo of everything will go wrong in june

Me when I have way too much drama to dish

I'm rewatching S1 of Fargo and the shape of this wallphone