chip goines

@chip

Turned out the vote for Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley's historic 2018 campaign. Progressive movement builder. Cat lady. Bylines: Washington Post, Newsweek, Reuters, gbhnews.

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chip goines@chip· 1d

Last week, a crazy man in Roxbury used this AI-generated pic of me in a poster to complain about me blocking him on X. He is now currently incarcerated at the Essex County (MA) House of Corrections. Don't make AI posters, folks. Even if they make me look like Jose Mourinho shushing the opposition.

ai image of me shushing the opposition like jose mourinho

chip goines@chip· 1d

It me, waiting for FIFA to give Boston the $1M it allegedly promised the city for hosting the 2026 world cup.

chip goines@chip· 4d

Happy International Cat Day to all who observe. 🌈

chip goines@chip· 4d

Really, @wegmansofficial.bsky.social? REALLY? 🥬💩

chip goines@chip· 4d

When I said it was CARNIVORE SZN, I meant it. Prime Bavette with chimichurri & grilled green onions. 🥩

chip goines@chip· 8d

(update: i searched fec.gov this morning and could not find any direct individual donations from jeffrey epstein to the DSCC in late 2015.) The only jeffrey epstein i found during that time was an executive at home depot in georgia and not the disgraced financier in manhattan.

(update: i searched fec.gov this am and could not find any direct individual donations from jeffrey epstein to the DSCC in 2015.)

chip goines@chip· 8d

I searched for ed markey in jmail.world, after tonight's debate after seth moulton said he was in the epstein files, but there's no there, there. Shame on Seth Moulton.

I searched for sen. ed markey's name in jmail.world, the gmail-like searchable interface for the epstein files, after cong. seth moulton alleged that markey was in them. all i found was an email reminder in 2011 to call someone named markey, a forwarded invite to a 2015 dscc lunch fundraiser in boston featuring sen. markey, and an email from a lobbyist who had been briefed by sen. markey in 2015 as part of his official role on the senate foreign relations committee on africa. It's unclear if Epstein even attended the DSCC fundraiser & no direct communication between markey or his office and Epstein was found in the files. Seth Moulton was desperately grasping at straws tonight and I can't wait for this race to be over.

chip goines@chip· 11d

I'm not a huge fan of making chicken breasts at home but nyt cooking's lemon-garlic chicken breast recipe is superb. The secret is in the flattening & slicing technique which marinates the meat throughout. I also made a rice pilaf w/ herbs, but bqhatever. I miss having a working smoker.

a plate of lemon-garlic chicken breast & green rice pilaf

chip goines@chip· 12d

ESPN: Infantino scraps plan to privatize the world cup

chip goines@chip· 17d

From now on, I want to be known as Skidmore Chip. I will not be taking any further questions at this time.

skidmore college name tag that says "chip"

chip goines@chip· 18d

Excuse me sir or madam, but you have Massachusetts plates. You are lying.

A Massachusetts license plate that says:
"BBQGOD"

chip goines@chip· 24d

How bad do you have to be at your job commenting on the world cup for fox sports that you end up catching strays from the host of (check notes) Entertainment Tonight? 😂

chip goines@chip· 25d

professional alexi lalas haters, did i miss anything?

why does the soccer community hate alexi
1) he's a hack
2) he's a trumper
3) the us soccer community knows more about the game than they did in 1994, they've outgrown him
4) he was a mediocre player
5) he's a mediocre analyst (see
#3). other world class soccer players have ripped him to his face on air when he was covering the wc for espn
6) he defends the current pay-to-play system of youth soccer & major league soccer which turns out mediocre USMNT
players
7) he thinks he has more musical talent than drunk bob from accounting on karaoke night
Daliuorad

chip goines@chip· 28d

diego maradona looking down from heaven rn

chip goines@chip· Jul 6

Now I don't know if my Impeach 47 jersey has gained or lost value 🤷🏾‍♂️

chip goines@chip· Jul 6

This is what happens when your Head of Government doesn't have enough bitcoin in their cryptowallet.

ESPN Breaking News
FIFA rules Belgium have no grounds to appeal Folarin Balogun's suspended red card; Balogun remains clear to play now

chip goines@chip· Jul 5

I think today is the only time when President Trump tried to save a black man in uniform

chip goines@chip· Jul 5

the internet is too fast 🤣

chip goines@chip· Jul 5

"...during the few moments that we have left, I wanna talk right down to earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand."-Malcolm X

chip goines@chip· Jul 3

I need The Athletic to drop 800 words about this livid Croatian fan, asap 🇭🇷⚽️💔

chip goines@chip· Jul 1

Chip 1, FIFA 0 Full-time

BREAKING NEWS: Local Man wins copyright dispute against FIFA on fair use grounds

chip goines@chip· Jun 30

They're the same picture.

chip goines@chip· Jun 26

Is cajun ramen a thing? Because I'm gonna make cajun ramen A Thing.

chip goines@chip· Jun 24

In 2026, this man became the first English football player to kick a field goal at Gillette Stadium

chip goines@chip· Jun 23

You could've met this lad! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

chip goines@chip· Jun 21

The last Scot has left my bar after a final round of "No Scotland, No Party". The Scottish National Team may have left Boston with a loss but the Tartan Army leaves town with a legendary W for the ages. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️

chip goines@chip· Jun 20

i had one of these and now I want to find the remnants of the tartan army in Boston & lead a "lizzie's in a box" chant, smh. 🤦🏾‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

chip goines@chip· Jun 19

NO SCOTLAND, NO PARTY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

chip goines@chip· Jun 17

i'll bring the colt 45.

chip goines@chip· Jun 15

Me: Ahh, a weekend at Chautauqua, an intellectual & cultural oasis free from trumpers Them: SURPRISE, CHIPPAH