Chip Wiseman

@chip

she/her illustrator of women mostly 🎨 #ChipWisemanArt 🌐 Avatar by @ullskay.bsky.social

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Chip Wiseman@chip· 7d

Big fan of Xenoblade Muppet Babies

screenshot from OP's timelapse drawing of a kid Dunban playing with baby Shulk and Reyn

Chip Wiseman@chip· 8d

Strong contender for the best texture in Xenosaga

A red-tinted billboard featuring two overlaid copies of a cropped photograph of a real fish looking utterly gormless, with text above them simply asking "Why?"

Chip Wiseman@chip· 11d

One last artfight revenge on @neverpaint.bsky.social and their anomalocaris OC Mina! she is swimbing like a healthy yellow pikmin #chipwisemanart

Underwater scene of a woman swimming. She is slim, Black, and has arthropod-like appendages growing from her head, as well as a similarly wet-bug-coded tail.

Chip Wiseman@chip· 12d

They're channelling her Saga 1 portrait

MOMO's character portrait in Xenosaga Episode 1, eyes so far apart you could play tennis between them

Chip Wiseman@chip· 14d

That Eunie guards my switch!

The above art of Eunie as a sticker affixed to the dock of a Nintendo Switch 2

Chip Wiseman@chip· 17d

Artfight revenge on @ullskay.bsky.social! Metal Frog may be slacking off, but he's reconnecting with nature. In his own way #chipwisemanart

A robot frog sitting blissfully in a puddle of oil that has dripped from open pipes up above in an industrial warehouse. The "cleaning in progress" sign and mop in his hand suggest this is not what he's being paid to do.

Chip Wiseman@chip· 17d

Sister Silver (the girl from the Disc Dog game in the new Rhythm Heaven)

A white woman with blonde hair tied in a ponytail wearing a featureless silver bodysuit

Chip Wiseman@chip· 19d

dessa crying woobily at the amazing art above

Chip Wiseman@chip· 20d

we found her on the side of the road as an abandoned kitten and now she lives with my mum and bites people to show affection Her name is Chi

tort and white cat enjoying chin scritches

Chip Wiseman@chip· 20d

Listen I just. Houly fuck estrogen is a miracle drug. What the hell

High angle shot of my bust threatening to rip straight out of my bra and camisole

Chip Wiseman@chip· 26d

honoka go vroom vroom

precure screenshot. Honoka looks distraught as she says "vroom vroom!"

Nagisa stares into the middle distance, saying "Right, we're riding in a car right now."

Chip Wiseman@chip· 27d

"Adonai... I'm not too heavy, am I?" #ofthedevil #otdevil #chipwisemanart

Pencil and ink drawing of Serra from the videogame "of the Devil", nude with a fat and bottom-heavy figure, straddling another figure who is barely sketched in.

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jul 12

Whispered Words (2009) Frustratingly hamstrung ending that frankly sours a story that seems like it was going somewhere interesting. I'd hesitate to call it queerbait, but it feels equally betraying. The fanfics outta this series probably bang

Murasame Sumika from Whispered Words looking incredulously at a tiny Dessa in the palm of her hand.
Dessa says "You gotta curl her up into a ball and roll her around. Lesbians love that shit"
Sumika only replies "Hah...?"
Faintly in the background, Samus Aran shouts "She's right!" from afar.

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jul 10

more pronoun than person (based)

screenshot of chatalie's pronouns list overpowering its actual message

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jul 9

Screenshot from Precure Splash Star of Mai saying "my brother's been under a dark cloud, too" with the last three words circled and an arrow pointing to the squished box art of Dark Chronicle, aka Dark Cloud 2

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jul 8

Artfight attack on @rahisaurus.itch.io's character Edie! Pink girls having fun

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 26

Precure Splash Star screenshots.
Saki (Cure Bloom) forlornly says: "What's wrong with tiny? What's so bad about it being tiny? What's so wrong with it being tiny?!", shouting the last line with big wet eyes

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 25

"Charmy's thing is dishing out first sting, and the green one cheers them on" - Team Chaotix by Gunnar Nelson, 2003 He/They Charmy Bee confirmed, Happy Pride motherfuckers

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 23

Jax if she was even more of a piece of shit #TADC #chipwisemanart

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 21

Librarian - Tidy Up the Arcane Library (2026) You get what you see with this one - pick up books and sort them onto shelves, simple and to the point. Delightful 'tism tickler that you can take as slow or fast as you want

Dessa carrying a big stack of books that is tumbling out of her hands

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 20

It's my birthday so that means you have to take this drawing in good faith okay #tadc #chipwisemanart

Text saying "You should ... yourself" with a featureless marker drawing of Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus in place of the third word.

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 16

who up arting they fight artfight.net/~ChipWiseman

Art Fight card
Team Comedy
Characters: Dessa, 67R, Chaps, Beckyanne, Robster

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 12

The weather's fine and I'm feeling stripey Happy Fat Tits (and tummy) Friday!

My fat tits and tummy in a stripey dress, also red and blue painted nails

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 10

The NHS are also no longer funding orchidectomy for adults, only vaginoplasty (and even that's on thin ice) I was on the waiting list for over a year and then told by the surgeon himself that they stopped giving orchis months ago

My own reddit post from 15 days ago that was "deleted by Reddit filters", titled "NHS England no longer funding orchidectomy"
I finally reached the end of the waiting list for bottom surgery and was referred to the Nuffield Health Parkside Hospital for my consultation, which I attended today. The consultant, Mr Bellringer, told me that the surgery I was waiting for - orchidectomy without vaginoplasty - is no longer funded by NHS England. The last time he was authorised to do the procedure was in March. He said that local urologists might still be allowed to offer it, but consultants can no longer do it. I'm devastated after waiting over a year and travelling across the entire country to even get the consultation just to be told I'm SOL. So take this as a warning if you're on the waiting list for orchi - call whoever referred you and get them to double triple check!

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 9

how tf did I almost bingo 😭

I got rhytm heaven, deltarune pikmin, fire emblem, xenoblade 4 xenosaga, zelda ocarina of time, splatoon raiders, luigi, and star fox

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 8

Been a while, let's get some predictions out there. Robot Alchemic Drive 2 counts as "a bionicle" btw

Nintendo Direct Bingo card.
Row 1: Rhythm Paradise Groove, deltarune, Pikmin Eighteen Billion and Eleven, Girl Balls, Insomniac's Spider-Man.
Row 2: Dynasty Warriors, Moon Child, Athena Cykes Ace Attorney, Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave, Professor Layton and the New World of Steam.
Row 3: Metroid 6, Pretty Cure, Xenoblade 4, F-Zero, Zelda Ocarina of Time.
Row 4: Xenosaga, a Bionicle, Splatoon Raiders, Tokyo Mirage Session sharp F.E., the WonderSwan Color.
Row 5: Sonic Revelations, The Hundred Line Last Defence Academy 3, Luigi, Star Fox, Halo 3 coke and fries.

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 7

The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act (2026) Perfect finale I'm glad Gooseworx stuck to her vision Contains one of the greatest needle-drops in cinema, I'm gonna be thinking about this for years

Many drawings of Jax in various expressions, surrounding one who's scowling and staring right at you. Above is the name Jax in big colourful letters. Behind is a blue-pink-white-pink-blue gradient.

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 5

Happy Fat Tits Friday, breasties

my torso (clothed) with the aforementioned fat tits

Chip Wiseman@chip· Jun 3

This post came out five minutes ago, feel old yet?

Chip Wiseman@chip· May 17

Gameoverse