SNOWFLAKES

And when he had opened the fourth seal I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Saltburn Cricket Club, is it

I'm a man without conviction

mildly psychotic

And Johnny Depp's career.... which did NOT die

what the what what

"Are you even a real bin?"

I'm sorry what

Getting these vibes

Hydration break

the couple you avoid at a barbecue

The Observer's standards really have slipped. They should know this!

Gareth Southgate's least successful motivational speech

Starmer what have you done

Well ours still has pride of place on the fridge

Mega, mega white thing Mega, mega white thing Mega, mega white thing Mega, mega

When local news gets existential

I think we all know who should be cast as the new Poirot

did AI write this

have we learnt nothing

Our boy only went and won it #Eurovision

I'm just trying to read a bedtime story to my daughter, I don't need this