Deport the Home Office.

I'm baffled by PM Andy acting like £2 buses is a totally new idea he's taken from Manchester. It was national policy until 18 months ago?

Ah I'm glad he's appointing a Culture Secretary after years without one.

New Aardman film looks shit.

"a hugely successful election winner" they say. They limped over the line because people wanted anything but Tory. Lies all the way down.

I sure love the streaming era. All your favourite films available at the click of a button!

Outdoor safe? There's no door? No key or numbers? Where do I keep my stuff?

Somewhat filled my pants when this happened whilst driving.

Can't Help Myself

Art.

Tag yourself. I'm the middle one.

Show me a cool physical game

Everytime

Ah cool cool. I've always wished Comcast had the giant spy camera network from the end of that Batman film. Ace stuff.

The doublespeak is so brazen. None of this is for our benefit. We had dependable reliable deliveries before. The changes are because it’s been privatised and stripped for profit. The “nothing else will change” section is legally mandated, not a choice. Don’t pretend it’s for our benefit.

Grubby

Home office post racism on Facebook. (The hotels weren’t hosting “illegal immigrants” they were hosting asylum seekers). Racists respond it’s not enough racism for them. With their real names and photos. anonymity isn’t the problem.

Every time.

Incredible work on Reddit. Thanks for saving us from a war that did happen and we were definitely involved in. I'm sure the Iranian people are so so grateful that technically we aren't involved.

Ah yes. From 32.1% of the vote (10.3m) to 33.7% of the vote (9.7m). He certainly did take you from "the brink". These people can't help but lie.

This is absolute art. New consultation for a draft statement. "It's a comms issue! They're doing so much good work the MSM don't share!"

Possibly one of the finest shops anyone has ever done.

I promise you this feedback book I saw in an old people's home in 2014 is real.

49 plus VAT isn't 50

The bios of the people that liked that post are amazing. Absolutely incredible levels of delusion and contradiction needed to still be on board with this gov.

This makes me cry every year when @natedimeo.bsky.social releases it. Absolute art.

I can't believer they had loads of Q, X, Y and U mugs left?

The sign starts "Please stop and enjoy this magnificent view"

One foot in the Grave