Chris E (He/Him)

@chrise

Augmented Reality Unity Programmer Terrible Poker Player Loves comics Ran MarvelMishaps for a while Used to co-own the MMO Meridian 59 Almost no one knows what those last two things are.

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir chrise.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Jun 7

Batman breaking a gun and saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Jun 6

I'm really proud of this, but I have no idea what to do next. I tried to turn it into a full color drawing and I failed. I might just leave it as is. I'm also remembering to use the right layer more. The rough outline, and each color are on their own layers.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 30

Why did I do this?

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 10

I didn't realize the Furry demographic was large enough to be targeted by CVS.

A Valentine's box from BarkBox that says " be my Furry Valentine"

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 6

The timing on this couldn't be better

People liking a post about follow/unfollow to get likes, right above a person doing exactly that.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Feb 28

In a very big "The Stars are aligning to tell you something" moment... I got a notification that I shared this 8 years ago today... I've got up change my life. (Credit: XLCD)

A comic that reads:
"Are you coming to bed?"
"I can't. This is important."
"What?"
"Someone is wrong on the Internet."

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Feb 28

A panel from the comic "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" that says "Oh, My God!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!!"

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Feb 27

Thanks, AI.

An "AI Overview" that says (with no spaces) "WindowsMunu" and then repeats the word "Sub" until it fades off the page.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Feb 27

A comic where someone's ranting about not everyone having the same experience and knowing the same things... the punchline is that he's talking about not knowing what toilet paper is.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Feb 4

Same Energy

The Ecce Homo painting, which was "restored" by Elías García Martínez, distorting it's original appearance.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 10

WE MUST STOP THE LEFT-HANDED EPIDEMIC!

A chart showing the rise of people who admit they're left handed.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 10

Everyone is turning left-handed!?

A chart showing the change in left-handedness over time, it drops to about 3% in 1910 and goes up to about 12% in the 1950s, then plateaus.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 9

Read the room, Webull.

An email invitation to join a webinar about investing in the NASDAQ 100.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 4

A quote from Wall Street Bets that says "PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN PEOPLES BIOS FUCK THIS MARKET"

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 2

Three... Ah-haha... Three Cory Booker fundraising emails in one day!

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 2

If you were asking "Why" about Cory Booker, here's the answer in the form of an email I just got...

An email from "Cory Booker" asking for donations after his stunt.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Apr 2

I used it on road trips, plugging into the cigarette lighter.

The gamecube with a portable screen attached.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 31

I was just wondering what these "tally clickers" are for.

A "tally clicker" ring that lets you increment a count when you push a button, in a variety of colors.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 31

The "Elven Decker" character from the original Shadowrun, with a keyboard on a shoulder strap which is plugged into his head with a curly wire like an old telephone.

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 31

Oh, it might be this!

Css propertys with "line-height" set to .2em

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 29

The Count from Sesame Street put into the SICKOS comic saying "ONE... HA HA HA... ONE!"

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 28

Ralph Wiggum waving at the camera with a caption that says "I'm an artist"

Chris E (He/Him)@chrise· Mar 27

This is fine, apparently. Just keep feeling like death and looking for a cause, but there's nothing that can be done now... But come back *IMMEDIATELY* if it happens again.