I think it’s a lot nicer looking than this. 🤷🏻

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE. The FBI better take me in, too. Someone else, too, I think. Can’t remember who, though… 🤔

How slow can they work? This is crazy.

Up to 4k now!!

Please stop posting AI slop. The novelty has worn off and you’re aware of how terrible AI is for the planet.

And like I said earlier, you’re on a Bluesky moderation list that mutes you for being rude. If you want to have an actual conversation, I’m down for it, but it doesn’t seem like that’s what you want. You’re looking for Twitter level dialogue and that’s not worth my time. ✌️😘

Had major surgery this week, everything went great, back home now. This sweet, beautiful girl hasn’t left my side since I’ve gotten back. Happy #Caturday!

JFC that’s bleak.

My sweet little bundle of chaos. 🥰

Tomorrow I’ll read the news and visit the nursing home. Today I’ll rest my disabled body, sip on yummy low acid coffee, watch tv with my partner, and snuggle the soft kitty. Remember that you can’t give water from an empty well, take care of yourself so you can keep caring for everyone else. ❤️‍🩹

He always stopped to smell the flowers. 🥹

We got 17 wonderful years with him. The last year he didn’t know who Bentley was, but he was determined to solve that puzzle! Here he is at 16 with his wheels. I hope you get as many years with your little bundle of chaos as we did with our munster. ❤️‍🩹

I called my buddy “my favorite menace to society”. He thought I was an idiot and that he should run the household, but he couldn’t open doors or his food without me so he let us hang around. 😂

He has Nakita Bader Ginsburg Pesci’s vote!! Frenny for POTUS!!

Happy Caturday! Nakita doesn’t know how in the heck I found her cozy hiding spot. 🤷🏻

You beat me to it by 16 seconds! 😆

And you can easily go from one to the other! Miss Nakita Bader Ginsburg Pesci was fished out of a dumpster several years ago and now she’s being appropriately loved & adored.

Here she is helping with my homework. The biggest helper there ever was!

HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAT?? She’s not lost or anything, I just wanted you to see her.

Fuck those guys.

Monarchs are pretty awesome. I planted a ton of milkweed a few years back to encourage them to hang out in my garden and I’ve raised nearly a dozen butterflies since! My favorite part of the summer. 🥰🦋 These guys were from last year.

Or not?

Getting better by the day.

That’s because you’re sane and you know the difference between windmills and wind turbines.

WTF?? Why would you-? Nakita and I think you’re an asshole, but good luck I guess. 😒

Nakita Bader Ginsburg Pesci is willing to take time away from her game to say “hello” to a fellow former dumpster kitty!