Chrissy Derbyshire (@chrissyd-comedy) · DIRTY

Chrissy Derbyshire

@chrissyd-comedy

Probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. SOLO SHOW "INNARDS" AT THE ED. FRINGE 20th-30th AUGUST, 11:15, WHISTLEBINKIES! Extra intimate shows 18th-19th AUGUST, 12:10, GEORGE STREET SUPERCUBE!

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Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· 27d

My mum picked up a book that looks quite good

Mortification by Mark Watson

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· 27d

Important news! We saw a tortoise in a cowboy hat. His name is Cookie.

A tortoise in a cowboy hat

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· 27d

Exhausted chic ✨

Me, a middle aged brunette woman with glasses, in a grey sleeveless top and dark lipstick, wearing a badge that says I Love Hot Dads. I look very tired.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· 27d

Four years since my first time meeting @watsoncomedian.bsky.social. It was such a big deal for me to travel to another city and stay there on my own. Getting the courage to push through my tiny comfort zone allowed me to become a fearless comedian performing from Devon to Edinburgh. Thanks, Mark ❤️

A Facebook post from four years ago. “Can’t stop smiling after meeting the lovely Mark Watson”. There is a picture of me and Mark looking, unfortunately, conjoined at the head, because I wanted to give him a hug but I thought it might be weird so I panicked and just put my face on his face.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· 28d

I have no mouth and-- nice 👀

My recent quote post of an ice cream shop with the tagline "IF YOU HAVE A MOUTH, WE HAVE A FLAVOR". It has 69 reposts. Nice.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 10

I shall call her Tiramisusan.

A fancy-ish tiramisu

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 9

A Chrissy in her natural state: laughing at her own jokes.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 9

My little goth princess dressed up for her prom 🥹

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 8

l o m g

A black cat, stretched out flat and long on the carpet, face buried in his paws.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 8

I'm out here making it almost impossible for you to not come see me

GIG LIST 2026!
Thu 16 Jul - Fun at the Flute, Flute and Tankard, Cardiff
Sun 19 Jul - It Just So Happened, Gold Hill Museum, Shaftesbury
Wed 22 Jul - INNARDS preview, Saracen's Head, Bath
Sun 16 Aug - What's in the Box, Southsider, Edinburgh Fringe
Mon 17 Aug - UK Pun-Off, Bar 50, Edinburgh Fringe
Mon 17 Aug - Ray Fordyce's Not-So-Royal Variety Show, Dropkick Murphy's, Edinburgh Fringe
Tue 18 Aug - INNARDS, George Street Supercube, Edinburgh Fringe
Wed 19 Aug - INNARDS, George Street Supercube, Edinburgh Fringe
Wed 19 Aug - What Is It You Want, Interview record, Edinburgh Fringe
Thu 20 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Thu 20 Aug - All the Animals: Ranked (By Comedians), Hoots Nic 7, Edinburgh Fringe
Fri 21 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Sat 22 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Sun 23 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Sun 23 Aug - Punchline Bingo, West Port Oracle, Edinburgh Fringe
Mon 24 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Tue 25 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Wed 26 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Thu 27 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Fri 28 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Sat 29 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Sun 30 Aug - INNARDS, Whistlebinkies, Edinburgh Fringe
Sat 03 Oct - INNARDS, The Front Room, Penzance Comedy Festival
Sat 03 Oct - Festival Showcase, The Copper Fox, Penzance Comedy Festival

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 5

Finally the answer to “is Sam Tân a top or a bottom?”

A sign that says “Fireman Switch”

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 4

Taking kiddo to Caerphilly Pride. Her verdict on mum’s look: You look like a cottagecore lesbian

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jul 1

Why does this delivery person have demands? 😅

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 30

I have no skin in the game. It’s just as yummy either way. Simultaneously shovel jam and cream directly into my mouth for all I care.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 30

Why does my boss message on Teams like she’s a player

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 30

You seem nice too. Backstreet BOYS.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 28

Not young. Not skinny. Not subtle or mysterious. But you know what? Pretty damn confident in herself.

Middle aged curvy brunette woman (me!) with big hair and glasses, smiling, wearing a black dress with a small skull print and red lipstick.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 26

“Amateur Person” isn’t a bad show title

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 25

Tried to buy a Playstation, then a Nintendo Switch. You don't want to see the Wii.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 25

Overheated, underslept, still here 👍

A middle aged curvy brunette woman looking frazzled

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 25

Why is everything so body horror today

A truncated email subject line that reads, "Chrissy, let me tell you the secret to not wasting all your skin..."

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 24

Probably at some point in my childhood.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 23

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 22

A few from back when I was a very burnt out proofreader.

A Facebook post from 2020.

Me: *is a professional editor and proofreader, helped write a proofreading course, is in charge of testing people to see if they have what it takes to be proofreaders*

Also me: 'Very food wirk'.

A Facebook post from 2020:

Goodness' sake, tired me.

I just tried to indicate that a candidate had passed our proofreading tests at work, and instead of 'PASS' I wrote 'PSSSS'.

A Facebook post from 2020. It reads: "Work (or, This Is Why Even Proofreaders Need Proofreaders')". Attached is a screenshot of a word document where I have written to a colleague, "Changed 'Why try our proofreading services' to 'Why not try our proofreading services'! Slightly less nihilistic!'"

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 22

Throwback to when I was a film and TV extra, the most glamorous of all jobs.

A Facebook post from 11 years ago: “You know you're scaling the dizzy heights of showbiz when a dresser has to ward off male intruders into your segment of a marquee by shouting, 'You can't come in here! This is ladies' dressing! There's a lady in here! SHE'S IN HER BRA AND PANTS!'”

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 21

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 21

Playing Ransom Notes

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 20

Happy eighth anniversary of Ride My Bride to all who celebrate 🐎👰‍♀️

A Facebook post from eight years ago:

Anwen: When I'm older I'm going to write a movie called 'Ride My Bride'. It's about a man who finds this little horse and they fall in love and get married and then there's a big horse race and he tells the horse rider, 'You've got to ride my bride!' It'll be part romance, part comedy.

Me: ...there is SO much wrong with that.

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 20

Me whenever I neglect the housework, spend too much money on coffee, or overshare about my feelings

A screenshot from a black and white film. Looking resigned, a nun says, 'Is it my fault that I'm possessed by eight powerful demons?'

Chrissy Derbyshire@chrissyd-comedy· Jun 18

My lil potato is the exception to the "smarter" rule.