Christy Crackers 🇨🇦

@christiecrackers

Old style steno court reporter/captioner. Contract CR at UN-ICTY last century. Listener. Runner. Skier. Gardener and supporter of local ag. Orophile. Slow knitter. Occasional replier. Sinixt 'not extinct' territory. 2SLGBTQIA+ ally. Married

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Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 2

I'd like him to see this symbol with his eagle in flames.

Distinctive Unit Insignia worn by the guards at Nuremburg represented prison security, the scales of justice with blue background, and a broken Nazi eagle surrounded by flames in read.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Feb 19

Photo finish.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Feb 10

Still, a Semenko-like hit in the boards would be totally satisfying to witness, even if it doesn't knock a whit of sense into him.

Photo of Edmonton Oiler Dave Semenko at the goal net, with a flailing goalie in the background and No. 33 from ... is that a Flames uni?

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jan 21

I ought to have written summer of 2024. Still, grateful. Thank you, brave Australian wildfire-fighters.

Photo showing wildfire and smoke in the mountains on both sides of lake, with trees in the foreground.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jan 20

Ahem.

Batman slapping Robin across the face with a flat hand, both against a red background.
Robin: "What a nice warm spring day!"
Batman: "I'm a skier!"

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Dec 19

An electrical box protected by stanchions is pummelled by a fallen tree.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Nov 1

My 'Warty.'

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Oct 26

I think all Albertans should use this photo as their profile pic.

A cowering Premier of Alberta poking her head up to look out the legislature window at the throngs of teachers and their supporters gathered.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Oct 24

Ontarians oughta help the myocardial infarction along and give him an endless supply of beavertails (but leave off the fruit and add more trans fat).

Three Canadian beavertails with three different toppings on top of a chocolate schmear: sliced banana, I'm guessing coarse salt, and Smarties or M&Ms.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Oct 23

Send a few of these to direct that unpermitted asbestos dust back into the WH.

Person stands hands on hips in front of two giant fans (or one hopes they're fans. If not, perhaps giant speakers blasting "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES" in that general direction.)

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Oct 16

Embarrassing. So much natural diversity in AB to draw upon and, not surprisingly, they turn to political verbiage. I wish we'd bring "Super Natural BC" back on licence plates.

The stylized words "SUPeR, Natural British Columbia (red maple leaf graphic) Canada" over a mossy, fern covered forest floor within a stand of trees and some fog.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Sep 8

Hey AI Donald! Our PM doesn't need to play-act. Crowds cheer, not boo.

Prime Minister Mark Carney finishing a 26k trail running event with a nice finish sprint (perhaps security detail gasping to the left!) A woman awaits with his finishing medal. Crowds surround the finish, including a cute dog.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Sep 7

Very nice! I have some All Red potatoes I'm looking forward to digging up. (They like alfalfa and an acidifier too if your soil is alkaline.) My Huckleberry Golds ...

Five iridescent purple potatoes on a wood and metal railing.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Sep 2

I wonder if Lutnick's sons are going rogue or whether they're as entitled as daddy and think betting is fun. You think the Lutnick compound is a primary residence? Is it mortgaged?

Photo of Lutnick mansion taken from above, showing tennis courts, swimming pool, "outbuildings."

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Sep 2

Please call him Mr. Floatie then, if he's floating the notion. Victoria, BC had a Mr. Floatie, a POS designed to shame politicos to quit dumping poop in the ocean.

Victoria's Mr. Floatie, a costumed person put together to resemble a 'log' of poop, at the oceanside in Victoria, BC.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Aug 26

Not today's photo, but I'm gonna cannonball into it later. Oh, yeah, I am!

Kayaker paddles across calm crystal waters with mountains in background.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Aug 1

Impressive. I sashayed out to the garden to get this honking vegetable to avoid buying American.

Photo of giant head of purple cauliflower.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 30

This is the only way ... from the W. Kootenay. A deep, COLD lake. Hang in there, Paul.

Photo of a silhouetted human jumping off a rock into the water, a few clouds against a blue sky.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 29

Do you think if Poilinever was in the chamber that he'd try 'punching back' against Mr. van Koeverden's Olympian-level delivery? Unlikely.

Photo of Adam van Koeverden, looking fairly fit (ha!) shirtless training in his kayak, mid-stroke.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 26

Maybe he needs a second swimming hole at his wee home.

Photograph showing a big ol' mansion with crass looking turret, several wings, a swimming pool, tennis court, rotunda for visiting cars.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 22

You don't think Lutnick rides his bike from his house (below) to Safeway to get some tofu for his favourite recipe?

Photo depicting Howard Lutnick's mansion and wings with four cars, with tennis court in foreground. Obscured in the right background is the swimming pool.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 20

Quick quick, countries. Nutlick needs to add another wing to his humble home:

Lutnick compound, complete with tennis court, swimming pool, circular concrete arrival to the front door of a big honking mansion.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 16

I had never imagined 'cornflakes' could taste so awesome.

Purple bag also depicting photo of contents: "Indian Snacks Corn Flakes Mixture," writing I can't see, and "Product of India."

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 16

I seem to have a salt attack mid afternoon. Cheezies are salty but nothing is saltier and fakier than ...

Photo of a 20g blue bag of Old Dutch Popcorn Twists with a window showing little nuggets that do not resemble anything close to popcorn.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jul 4

Or this one. (Credit unknown. I did try to search.)

White on black American flag, with chain link fence as stars and barbed wire as stripes.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jun 20

Thanks for the LOL! An empty vessel. Jug Lady Donalda.

Vintage Toby jug of an old woman with apple cheeks and a greenish headscarf, resemblance of Drumpf but with mouth closed and green combover.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jun 17

We saw a young black bear with a gorgeous shiny coat and a mama dusty grouse while out in the mtns yesterday. But the star had to be this guy. At 1740 metres no less! What a marvel these Western toads. You should have seen the quads on this one! (photo courtesy Environment Canada)

An adult Western toad in sandy soil with sparse vegetation.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· Jun 16

Summoning The Boss (our Boss):

Photo depicting a famously big grizzly named The Boss walking on the side of the road, showing his impressive front claws.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· May 28

I had a pair of brown-headed cowbirds at my place today -- a first! And I'm pretty chuffed about that. Photo credit: nejohnston.org

Female and male brown-headed cowbird at a suspended feeder.

Christy Crackers 🇨🇦@christiecrackers· May 21

Seen on Dallas Rd in Victoria, BC (directed across the Juan de Fuca Strait.