Maybe don’t let Batman, Robin or Alfred get you pregnant.

In 1945, Air Rover discovers a hidden civilization called “The Internet”.

Me when AI figures out how to understand comic book continuity

What the Batman slap leads to. The cycle of abuse continues. smh 😢

Wow, Civil War Unmasked #3 is still in the top 250 sales 3 weeks after its release! Thanks very much for your support! Issue 4 comes out NEXT WEDNESDAY, August 5th, featuring Tigra...my first time writing her since Avengers Academy, I think. Don't miss it!

Bitch I've been sabotaging my screenwriting for thirty years

These dumbass kids were always getting into trouble

Studio note: Define the central conflict more clearly.

Okay, why not. Happy #PortfolioDay! I'm a writer with lots of experience in TV, film, comics and video games. I've written Dick Wolf's favorite episode of Law & Order SVU, the best-selling superhero video game of all time (Spider-Man), and hundreds of comics. And I am for hire. Thanks!

Maggie has sent a clear message about her contempt for the click/reward method of dog training. She prefers to dispense with the click, skip to the reward, and forego the training.

Giving Bill Gluckman vibes

This was a terrific piece about the late, great Gerry Conway. I especially loved the anecdote from Rene Balcer of Law & Order Criminal Intent. But damn, early 1970s? @nicklowe.bsky.social is old! Even I didn’t start reading Spidey until the MID-70s!

Maine, have I got a candidate for you. He’s Superman’s pal. They call him “Mr. Action.” And there is a perfectly normal explanation for this.

THE WAR WHEEL! I got this classic issue of Blackhawk for just ten bucks today.

OUT TODAY!! Civil War Unmasked #3 featuring Goliath in a story that will hopefully remind folks that Tom Foster is an awesome character worthy of appearing more often! Art by Edgar Salazar and Morry Hollowell!

Middle-aged creeper who badly needs a haircut cozies up to local dog, who wonders what she ever did to deserve such treatment.

In my day we watched Frozen in English as God intended smh thanks Obama

Hank Pym had lame villains, but great covers.

Why the fuck y’all in the water then

On sale in July! Rocket Raccoon: Rocket Rewind, an oversized special celebrating 50 years of Rocket Raccoon! I got to work with Todd Nauck and Rachelle Rosenberg to team Rocket with Hank Pym for a size-changing mini-epic called “The Fight in the Raccoon!” Don’t miss it!

When you’re in your fifties and realize Chris Claremont just made words up

When you just can’t with the straights anymore

Father’s Day when you’re a cat dad

Poor Johnny Guitar. Art by the great Rafa Sandoval, Roger Bonet, and Edgar Delgado. Letters by Joe Caramagna. Edits by Jeanine Schaefer and Bill Rosemann.

Wow, a week after its release, Civil War Unmasked #2 was the #29 selling book on the comics charts! Not too bad for a week-old book! I’m hoping that’s an indication of positive word of mouth. Thanks to everyone who’s picked it up and recommended it to others!

Pic 1 is the original art to Marvel’s Godzilla #10 (1978) by Herb Trimpe. 2 is the note the art dealer sent Ruth when she bought it for me. If a girl buys you Trimpe Godzilla art you marry her. December is our 25th anniversary. All you people out there looking for love? Godzilla is the answer.

CIVIL WAR UNMASKED #2 is out NOW! Don’t miss the inside story of Spider-Man’s decision to reveal his identity to the world! If you picked it up, let me know what you thought!

Function in society

Out Wednesday: Civil War Unmasked #2! You want Pete and MJ together? I got that for you right here!

Here it is!