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Troy Young (Andarius68) (@cianaodh) · DIRTY

Troy Young (Andarius68)

@cianaodh

I'm just a guy trying to get by. Sharing jokes, memes, unsolicited opinions, sarcastic remarks and brainpan leakages. I post mostly humor, news, science, sci-fi and random stuff I find interesting or amusing. I'm not trying to sell anything to anybody.

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Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jul 6

THE CEO IS THINKING ABOUT GETTING RID OF SELF CHECKOUT STATIONS BECAUSE OF THEFT.

HA! SHE WAS SO QUICK TO SWITCH TO MACHINES SO THE COMPANY COULD SAVE MONEY! NOW SHE'S CRAWLING BACK TO ACTUAL CASHIERS!

SHE WANTS TO REPLACE MACHINES WITH LESS CASHIERS. I THINK SHE'LL GET A BIG BONUS IF SHE CAN ACCOMPLISH THAT.

CAN WE REPLACE THE CEO WITH A MACHINE?

IT COULD POSSIBLY CUT DOWN ON THEFT.

*signs on the wall in each frame*
WE BELIEVE IN TRICKLE DOWN MANAGEMENT

WISDOM STARTS AT THE TOP

AND TRICKLES DOWN TO THE STAFF

LIKE A BROKEN URINAL

stbeals.com

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jul 3

Oh man I just realized

I've been DANCING for the job I want

and DRESSING like no one's watching.

@MYQKAPLAN

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jul 2

itsvondell

you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you can't make it drink

runtime-error

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

chromalogue

I'm rather fond of "It's not rocket surgery" and "not the sharpest egg in the attic," but my all-time favourite is, "...until the cows freeze over."

bowtochris

You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 25

#memes #wholesome #story

AFK

From WholesomeAFK community on Reddit

nonamebatman.

4h

35 Awards

One time, about five years into our relationship, my girlfriend (now wife) and I were in separate rooms in our one bedroom apartment in early December.

From the other room, she hollered to me "what do you want for Christmas?"

I had been working full time, taking part-time university classes to finish my degree, and had been volunteering as part of a youth mentor program... so I said "All I really want is a break."

Three weeks later, I'm unwrapping a very heavy shoebox. After getting through the mountain of duct tape and several layers of wrapping paper, I had my very own... brick.

"I really didn't understand what you wanted it for," she said, "but you sounded so sure of it. So here you go!"

Cue about ten minutes of laughs, and now that brick sits proudly on my desk. Every time I am overwhelmed or feeling like I've taken on too much, I look at it, pick it up, have a little laugh, and put it back so I can car Best gift ever.

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 25

#memes #funny #genx

From Funnymemes community on

Reddit

booksbehindborders

3h

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How do people who lived through the 80s and 90s stomach today?

I can't fathom it. Surely you must be depressed?

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I am depressed. And don't call me Shirley.

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Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 25

Your mom thought you were riding your bike around the block for 8 hours. But in that time you went 5 miles away, explored an abandoned house, jumped over some garage roofs, attempted a ouija board, built a den in the woods and made your own fire.

Posted in r/nostalgiai

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 25

#memes #funny #foundsatan

99 times people "found Satan" in these evil but harmless posts

IKEA

The toilet in this display room is 100% functional.

Go ahead and try it out to see if it's the right one for you.

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panicly check their phone ringer

Toilet paper not included.

boredpanda.com

Posted in r/foundsatan

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 25

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

@Mamo Reisig

My daughter came downstairs and gave me the last bite of her favorite candy. She'd learned to share, and I was proud.

Then her brother came downstairs asking who ate all of his candy. "WE did!" my daughter declared. She'd learned to share blame, and I was even prouder.

Posted in r/absolutelynotme_irl by u/rubikisa

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 25

S

Middle Age Riot

@middleageriot.bsky.social

JD Vance: "Does this pink fabric come in upholstery? Because I do."

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

IF YOU GET AROUSED BY DIRTY TALK, YOUR GENITALS ARE TECHNICALLY VOICE ACTIVATED.

UNTIL NEXT TIME

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

The billionaire watching me through his CCTV cameras as I approach the entrance to his bunker with a cement truck

Posted in r/memes by u/Vicious_Voyeur

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

"Hey guys I'm just going out for some fresh air."

Everyone else on the plane:

*owl with big, wide eyes.

Posted in r/memes by u/Howling Burd19

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

My paintbrush:

*a spoon

MY PAINT PALLET:

*A bowl of food.

My csnvas:

*a white shirt.

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

Them: Hardwork gives you a special kind of glow on your face

*My glow:

*A cat with dark circles around its eyes.

Posted in r/memes by u/quick_scream

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

Europeans: Americans have no culture

Also Europeans when they try ranch for the first time:

Perhaps I treated you too harshly

Posted in r/memes by u/Eric72890

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in

*toddler with end of dress stuck under leg of chair with adult sitting in it. Toddler's face looks attentive but ready to leave.

Posted in r/ProductivityHQ

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

lol

From lol community on Reddit

When your best friends pick you up from the airport.

* Two guys holding up a sign that reads:

Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE!

Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 24

From memes community on Reddit

Flight Attendant: *Yawns*

Deaf passengers:

(Man looks very concerned. )

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 20

Him: "You're going to hell for your jokes."

Me: "There is no god. There is no hell."

H: "Prove there is no god."

M: "Burden of proof is on the person who claims the existence of a god."

H: "No it's not."

M: "So you believe in all gods then?"

H:"What?"

M: "If you don't need proof a god is real, only if it isn't, then all gods are real. Unless you prove they aren't. So you have to believe in all gods."

H: "Fuck you."

M: "Maybe I'm god. You don't know."

H: "Fuck you. You're not god you moron."

M: "I'm gonna need you to prove I'm not"

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 19

Nancy remixed by Renfield

NANCY

I HAVE JUST ONE LINE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY

MY LADY---TEA IS SERVED

MY LADY۰۰۰ TEA IS SERVED

MY LADY---TEA IS SERVED

IRAN WON THE WAR. TRUMP IS A LOSER.

JUNE

REMIX BY RENFIELD

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 19

"How is your year going?"

GOALS

JAN - JUNE 2026

1

Buy a (car changed to carpet)

2

Save 10 000 changed to 10 dollars

3

Buy a new phone changed to phone case

4

Live a happy life- (a happy life struck out. Just live.)

5

Start-my own business (start changed to mind)

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 14

#funny #meme #coffee

Instead of "I need coffee"

Say

"Summon the dark elixir of sanity, posthaste - my spirit wanes most pitifully."

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 11

Somebody posted this in a comment on reddit and it cracked me up 😆

TRUMP IS VERY → COMMITTED TO BEING ANTI-WOKE.

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Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 9

FOLLOW YOUR LEADER

(Picture depicts Hitler shooting his self in the head)

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 9

NAZIS DESERVE SAFE SPACES, TOO.

(Picture depicts freshly dug grave)

Gepostet in r/PunkMemes von u/Disinformation_Bot

reddit

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 7

BEFORE THE INTERNET, MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT VILLAGES ONLY HAD ONE IDIOT. WOW, WE DID NOT HAVE THAT RIGHT.

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 5

I'm not saying I'm old, but if you hear me saying,

"I put it in a really safe place,"

Just know we're never seeing it again.

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 5

@puttingworkers1st.bsky.social

myjustopinions

PUTTING

WORKERS

1ST

Just an opinion but:

I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE FLIPPING BURGERS, I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE FIXING CARS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE PICKING UP TRASH... IF YOU WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK DOING ANYTHING THATS CONSUMING YOUR TIME FOR MONEY YOU DESERVE TO BE PAID A LIVABLE WAGE.

You're a human being and your time is valuable regardless of what you're doing to make endsmeat. Personally I dont even know why this has to be a serious topic of discussion...It just shows you how little people actually care about others.

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 5

Here's a pic of my thermometer from the last time I was sick in case anyone needs an excuse to get out of work.

Can't come in. I'm sick

Did you mean to send the whole meme or just the picture?

Fuck

See u in 10.

Troy Young (Andarius68)@cianaodh· Jun 5

DALAI LAMA FINDS JESUS IN A TUB OF MARGARINE

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUDDHA!"

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