You all need to download this on your Libby app, only 180 pages of the wildest funniest story, omg

I don’t believe so

You guys, Jake is going to be SIXTEEN this month what the heck

Cardinal Wolsey, otherwise known as Eggy, told Jake his name is actually Sorbet, so that’s his name now, just waited to let you all know #Sorbet

me, watching the odyssey:

My new cut!

Hey you guys, my mashed potatoes math isn’t right so please ignore it but will you help me please? AP/ EP yield formula is below my brain is fired cos I’ve done 10 workbooks in 13 days

This is Venus, one of our therapy cats here at my new hospital where I am dietary DIRECTOR

also, Hector brought me some tomatoes from his garden!

I have some news:

Eepy

new bee dropped!

Breakfast of champions before we go get the kid from summer camp

Oh, I am! And so are jake and the kitites!

me and jake

CATHOLIC PRIME MINISTER

Time to take Jake to summer camp!

Wrong

apparently for this:

@peterlucier.bsky.social peter:

Oh yeah, SECULARISM wrote this

Like, oh yes, THIS was written by a “secularist”

You guys

Like… this is shameful- I was trying to find a Wieners Circle Pope Leo tshirt, and this is what Google says