William 🧿 Kuechenberg
@cinemasicko
High-Concept, Lowbrow. Nicholl Top 50. Repped at Bohemia Group. Former Ha-Ha Man at Cracked. A filmmaker, for my sins.
“Oh no my taxes might go up by pennies!” Have you clowns seen this? You’ll save money probably; you guys are supposed to love that. And if the counter argument is “oh only shop at Erewohn” or local equivalent, then you’re rich and I think your suffering is Good Actually.
Don’t think this is gonna work but it’s making *me* laugh, so. Here we are.
Waiting for a bus and a homeless gentleman lit incense, placed it respectfully in the bench next to me, then walked off into the night. Uncertain what this augurs.
- Sounds promising… - Damn okay let’s go 👀 - LOL gtfoh, never unmatched faster.
“Journal, Rand. ‘Diary,’ it’s… it’s just kind of a girl’s word.”
Turns out this stupid bullshit can actually save your life. One year of daily meditation. Damn. What is this feeling? Is it… pride?
Day 18 (?). The inhabitants of this strange realm, though initially skittish, have slowly begun to accept me as one of their own.
I will miss you forever, Ed. Happy birthday, wherever you are now. Good god, I wish I could ask your advice now.
*At Fox News* ‘Gadzooks!! That troublesome mayor has upset the apple cart yet again! Quickly, who is a universally-hated figure we can compare him to?’ *RUPERT MURDOCH, LICKING OWN EYEBALL:* Fooken Faatha Chrimmis ‘Yes! The people, they HATE the foul Saint Nick!’
Pro Tip: walk against the arrow to turn IKEA into a PvP zone.
When a videogame has a bumpin soundtrack and then the lyrics kick in and they’re describing what you’re doing? Oh BABY. That’s that good-good. Persona 5, Skyrim (Draconic), various FromSoft games (Latin), Hi-Fi Rush: maybe this the set of jingling keys I’m not immune to but it bangs, every time
Can’t wait to be the enigmatic grizzled commander who pulls together an unlikely squadron of zoomer misfit privates in the Corpo Wars who whisper that I remember the Before Times.
When the enemy Barbarian keeps chain-buffing himself so you have your rogue do a sneak attack and roll a natty 20
OF MICE AND MEN’ing Marty because he did a Star War and now the Stan Leeification has metastasized.
Votin for Nithya with true and sincere pride. She is Carrying the Fire. Revolution in our lifetimes. Solidarity forever.
My brilliant friend Beth (not on Bluesky) is directing FIREBRINGER, a musical comedy about cavemen discovering fire, at the Simi Valley Artspace Blackbox. It’s insanely funny. I’m at intermission right now and can’t wait to get back in. Go see it if yer lookin fer a good time.
You guys wanna see what stupid bullshit made me weep openly most recently
Completed the first day of the day job that will let me survive until my manager gets funding for INHERITANCE; please clap