While this is a (mostly) wholesome publication, we are currently testing “EDGY CONTENT” for the youths. This depiction of reckless behavior and flagrant language is sure to inspire much merriment.

Writing an essay on Malcolm in the Middle. #MalcolmintheMiddle

What if the backrooms is just an AA meeting? Keep coming back! #AA #12step #sobriety

"We saw you across the Space Gazebo and really dug your vibe.”

I am writing an essay about Homestar Runner. #HonestarRunner #Strongbad

Wildly overperforming in the facebook comments.

Weirdly excited to discover 2 Easter eggs in this scene. Can you spot em? #bobsburgers @

New flash fiction coming.

Alton Brown without the Food Network censors is really something. #AltonBrown #Babish #Food

CONGRATULATIONS! You have found the prize at the bottom of the box. COLLECT ALL 3! #Donut #galaxy #rubickscube

Historic. #wtfisupdennys #dennys

Paradoxes + impossible things #writer #poetry

In my favorite ice cream shop.

Here it is, the most glorious Door Dash image ever taken.

Just put in about 400 more words of my novel's climax. 2 coffees later. It gets harder. But I'm so close.

#thexfiles #xfiles #mulder #scully #spooky

Clocking out at Lininal Void, inc.