Clayton Ashley

@claytonashley

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Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jul 6

yes... yesssss

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jun 14

if you in nyc rn your bus may be delayed

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jun 11

i guess my new shirt is officially my knicks good luck charm

a black t-shirt with old man knickerbocker on it

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· May 14

a rare two-cat biscuit kneading session

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· May 3

it’s fucking solitaire

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· May 1

after being stuck in common house sparrow hell I finally got a decent squad

An imagine from the Merlin Bird app with chimney swift, killdeer, hairy woodpecker, house finch, northern mockingbird, and northern cardinal listed.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Apr 18

At Monster Jam, or as I like to call it it, Automotive Dressage

A football stadium filled with with a dirt track and monster trucks in ordered lines. A crowd cheering the foreground.

Monster trucks in a line while an orange and yellow truck prepares to race

A shark themed monster truck does a backflip

The gravedigger monster truck gets a ton of air in a jump.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Apr 4

“She’s big.” - The Bodega Guy, on why she has the name Michael.

A seemingly small but actually big American tabby cat sitting on the floor of a bodega.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Mar 7

Iran war protest march in the liberal bastion of… Columbia, South Carolina.

Protesters carry American flag draped coffins on a city sidewalk

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Feb 24

really hoping the new Coogler X-Files finally explains what the fuck those leaky eggs were from the intro

a screengrab from the X-Files intro with what appears to be a mirrored image of an egg leaking a liquid in a strange way, with the words "Paranormal Activity" superimposed on top.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jan 29

I feel like digital encyclopedia box art sums up a lot of it

A blue Encarta Encyclopedia 99 box depicting a glass cube full of things like fish, trains, a cello and the Sagrada church.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Dec 25

found this in my parents house, not sure what it is, seems very lost and confused

a tiny fluffy white and orange kitten on a staircase with a vacant expression

a tiny fluffy white and orange kitten on the floor with a perplexed look on its face

a tiny fluffy white and orange kitten with a wide eyed galaxy brain look on its face, sitting in a cat scratching tower

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Dec 23

it's funny that this is the face I make when i see a Jeffrey Combs "special guest" credit

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Dec 9

incredible early Christmas present from the mother-in-law

Four Criterion Collection 4K blu rays: The Battle for Algiers, Godzilla vs Biollante, High and Low and Sorcerer.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Nov 29

current situation: cat fell asleep on my hand

a little calico cat peacefully sleeping on a quilt with her little head resting on the photographers outstretched hand

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Nov 29

watching Alien: Earth and I finally realized who this guy reminded me of

The sheep with the eye from Alien Earth next to Eric Bogosian from Uncut Gems, both trapped behind tempered glass.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Nov 25

a sad sight in my apartment lobby this morning

A brown bag of fast food delivery sits on a windowsill next to a clear Taco Bell cup of blue-green liquid.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Nov 11

🤔

Image of a post that reads:

"Even more impressive is how this episode manages to walk an incredibly fine tonal line between depicting a government-paralyzing nuclear armed-paramilitary coup right alongside Patlabor's sillier personalities and jokes. The trademark obsession with bureaucracy and logistics is part of what makes it all work, by constantly reminding both us and the team that in a situation like this, most government leaders really just want scary things to resolve themselves.

WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO FAMILIAR?"

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Nov 8

all you have to do is read the first page to know they were cooking with gas, can you imagine if disney had the courage?

An image of a script that can be read using the link from the previous post.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Nov 2

NYC, ignore the polls and vote! It’s especially worthwhile here because of FUSION VOTING, so give your vote to Zohran under the “Working Families Party” ballot line to help them secure a place on the ballot in future elections!

An red white and black voting sticker on a tan jacket that reads “Queens Votes Early”

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Oct 20

Outer Wilds game box art depicting a rugged lander space craft in a forest next to a campfire.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Oct 8

tumblr post by barackinaroundthechristmastree which reads:
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hosptial and the cops cant get him. he's too powerful

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Oct 2

Text from the article linked in the previous post. “Folks were clowning on the IMAX poster just being of a road instead of the cliche floating head poster. After seeing the film, they're 100 percent justified in doing so. I've never been more stressed at a camera pointed at a road in my life.”

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Aug 27

seems like a lots going on but I’m currently on vacation inside this neon sign so tbh I’m pretty checked out

a quality ref and blue neon sign that reads Ocean Side Pizzeria, subs, steaks, pizza.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Aug 19

i can only assume this a very good thread of chips because they correctly identified Fritos Honey BBQ Twists as a god tier level BBQ chip

A yellow and slate blue bag of Fritos Honey BBQ Flavor Twists on a white background.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Aug 7

an image from Star Trek: Next Generation showing "The Game", a bizarre CGI collage of shapes floating in space, including purple tornados? and orange disks and bullseyes.

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jul 29

I was really excited to get to the Enterprise episode "Vox Sola" on Temporal Culture War not because I remembered it was actually a solid episode of Star Trek, but because it had my absolute favorite thumbnail on Paramount+ rss.com/podcasts/tem...

A thumbnail from the Paramount plus streaming service showing Captain Archer from Star Trek Enterprise stuck in a sticky situation. Strands of white, moist goo hold him in place. Something white drips from his chin. His face is anguished. Below the image it reads "S1 E22 Vox Sola"

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jul 25

I don’t currently have this many Gunpla in it, but I like to trade them out with others I store in the closet and assorted vacation tchotchkes

a wall mounted shelf made of white wooden squares of different sizes all intersecting. The shelves are tchotchkes and seven Gunpla figures in different poses

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jul 13

cool city

a late night photo of New York City’s big library and a towerr near Tim square

Clayton Ashley@claytonashley· Jun 20

really enjoy that Michael Shannon did one of those Architectural Digest apartment tours youtu.be/uyQdahFsLew?...