Cassandra
@cldek
Charismatic megafauna (she/her)
As recompense for this inconvenience, we should be allowed to take as much corn as we want from the field I can see from the train
How could anyone, even a sullen Arizona teenager, hate on the home of the finest Squatch Emporium on the west coast
This week's playlist theme is Prom Songs and I think I am representing us elder millennials well, which is to say horribly
Aw man, I hadn't listened to the final episode or read the Patreon letter yet—I guess I was assuming things ended more mutually? I hope at least it isn't with too many hard feelings. Now I'm even more bummed
🚨🚨🚨TACOMA THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨 EL KOREANO HAS SEIZED CONTROL OF THE CAFÉ AT THE CAR MUSEUM 🤯🤤🤯🤤🤯🤤
Navigated over to eBay dot com for the first time in several years and it's really something how in 2026 the front page of every website looks like Instagram reels generated in Hell itself
Beautiful ad that pops up when you visit the link. Didn't realize they'd expanded beyond Methylene Blue. Happy for them.
Ha ha ha I made @colleenfrakes.bsky.social hang out with me. The perfect crime.
This is how I performed when I retook it on my husband's phone. He too did better on mine than on his—about 50% for him and about 54% better for me. I guess my phone is Color Difference Noticing Easy Mode. But the important thing is I still did better than him. 😌