"We are in it to win it" says Tom Fussell of BBC Studios, regarding Doctor Who. Wait a minute... Tom Fussell? Fussell, T...? *Peels at latex neck* *Schumpf*

I wonder if it's because they're cunts

The Rivals of Sherlock Holmes: "Normally his orgies are combined to one day. He leaves in the morning and returns in the evening, pale and shattered."

Terrific work from Bellingham

This road has been absolute *dogshit* for decades. Suddenly Charles announces a visit to the Isle of Man and it is miraculously resurfaced. Can't even imagine he's intending to come out this way.

We're all quite tired. Which may be why we're all laughing at this sheep's tail rather too much.

Can't even fancy Kylie Minogue any more, because of Woke

A damning dismissal of a once-great band

Oh yes, was asked by Godson on the way, out of the blue, if I wanted to see Flaps. Of course I said yes.

Portmeirion is very pretty. Bucket list item ticked.

Overheard in Portmerion: "I do *like* Patrick McGoohan. But I wouldn't have him on a t-shirt."

Imagine going from Lalla Ward to this

This shop is called Homo Bargains, I think

Five minutes since we left the car. It took five minutes. Didn't even know this was here. But it is. So you do what you do, don't you?

The chances of any of these celeb bums being real Is a million to one they said Oh the chances of any of these celebrity bums being real Is a million to one But still, they come (*oohlala*)

And now the top result of my Facebook feed? A round middle aged man looking at the bottom of an attractive lady who is to all intents and purposes out of his league

Went outside yesterday. Big mistake.

What shall I listen to after to get another really good one? Not fussed about story order? :)