Why is he hittin the Jeb Bush

Silly dude

Why is Hank and Peggy's new dog just my late Nigel?

Me at work today

We did not speak the same language, but pain is universal lol

20 year old me just dipping my toe into alcoholism.

Currently on an Adderall fueled cleaning spree. Felt cute. Extremely sweaty, yes, but cute

I think I look weird in this, but Butt Butt said post anyway cause he's cute. Gotta take one for the homie

This one

Cryptid Nigel

Except my boy, Nigel. He was very trustworthy

My young man

Never imagined this day would come, but it has and I'm grateful.

My favorite book covers have been the newest edition of the southern reach trilogy. They're so pretty

Not only is this my late dog, but the dog kinda looks like em too

I love going to antique store and finding random lil guys. I'm a huge fan. I've been told my desk at work gives off antique store vibes, which is one of the best compliments I've received lol mind the mess but here are some of mine

This is my personal trainer, Butt Butt Jr. (Butter). He got his sports medicine degree at East Carolina cause he wanted to be like his dad (me. Yes he's my son also nothing weird about that). Luckily he wasn't like me and he didn't drop out!

This is right after waking up from a full teeth extraction

Missus Kissus strikes again and Butter finds a stink spot to writhe in. Stay tuned

Catsimira Pulaski aka Mira aka Miss Kitty aka Princess Kitty aka missus kissis

The things I send my wife

At least once a week I think about the @tessaviolet3.bsky.social show I went to a while back. Just a wonderfully amazing performance. Also I got some good pics.

He's smokin!

He's a good boy. Wild but good

Never thought I'd make it three days let alone three years.

Sent this to the group chat with the caption Charlie TXT. Nothing. Crickets. I need new friends

Butt Butt Jr. is so rad. Just blasting a cig on the shower mat. Hell yea

And i thought Butt Butt Jr. Had a great name lol