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Clutch

@clutch3-16

Houstonian; Calvinball practitioner

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Clutch@clutch3-16· Jun 30

@c0ast3r.endrun.io, it’s pretty chickenshit to do this with replies and quote posts off

Clutch@clutch3-16· Jun 11

Woooooooooooo

162-0 team:

C
Buster Posey
SFG • 2010s

1B
Rafael Palmeiro
TEX • 1990s

2B
Rogers Hornsby
SFG • 1920s

3B
Brooks Robinson
BAL • 1960s

SS
J. P. Crawford
SEA • 2020s

LF
Tommy Holmes
ATL • 1940s

CF
Aaron Judge
NYY • 2020s

RF
Josh Gibson
PC • 1930s

DH
Lefty O'Doul
PHI • 1920s

Clutch@clutch3-16· Jun 9

Has anyone else managed to go 82-0 with Lamelo? I feel like this might be the funniest lineup yet.

Clutch@clutch3-16· Apr 29

The perfect skeet does not exis…

Skeet saying “I’ve never shut up once in my life and don’t plan to start now that a bunch of annoying libs want to defend war profiteering”

Clutch@clutch3-16· Mar 5

Am I missing something here or is Lakshya saying that Allred in 2024 was a better candidate than Beto in 2018?

Lakshya Jain tweet:

Here are WAR numbers for Castro + O'Rourke +
Allred:
Joaquin Castro: D+2.9 (2020), D+8.6 (2022)
Allred: D+5.5 (2018), R+1 (2020), D+2.9 (2022), D+6.6 (2024)
O'Rourke: D+5.5 (2018). Plus an average 2022 gov run, horrible 2020 primary flameout
No federal data on Talarico.

Clutch@clutch3-16· Feb 28

Moyn thinks this is Trump doing neoliberalism and neoconservatism at the same time. I’m not even kidding:

Clutch@clutch3-16· Feb 27

Look at this asshole

In response to a NY Times headline reading “Trump’s Foreign Policy: Resurrecting Empire,”

Sam Moyn tweets “Remind me when it died?”

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Clutch@clutch3-16· Nov 6

sun
@revhowardarson

none of these reactionaries understand that the last time they made liberal democracy upset, effete Berkeley liberals (followed by communists) invented a way to drop the sun on an entire city

Clutch@clutch3-16· Oct 22

The guy he throws off the airship in The Last Crusade:

A Nazi with an SS hat with a totenkopf symbol on it

Clutch@clutch3-16· Aug 26

Ok but Houston has a choo choo:

Clutch@clutch3-16· Aug 12

The what has always sucked would buckle a batter’s knees:

What has always sucked: Arizona is nothing but anti-vax nurses in bedazzled MAGA hats and retired cops too racist for Florida. This is where Boomers migrate from the flyover states when their adult kids put them on no-contact status. They should change the state motto to "Missed Call: Dad". Even if these addled, dehydrated insurrectionists cared about football (they don't), it's still a terrible place to be a pro athlete. Kevin Durant Irish-exited in the dead of
night to chase a ring in a real city.
Brittney Griner felt a deep sense of relief leaving Phoenix, and she once survived a 10 month bid in a Russian
gulag.

Clutch@clutch3-16· Aug 7

@notalawyer.bsky.social, @michaelhobbes.bsky.social, might be time for a new episode on FIRE:

A Bluesky argument in which Ari Cohn of FIRE.org, who seemingly just suffered a traumatic brain injury, argues that college kids on campus in 2024 were a greater threat to free speech than Trump’s open threats to target people for their speech because he might not be re-elected

Clutch@clutch3-16· Jul 3

I had this interaction recently and it’s just baffling that so many people think this way:

A Bluesky post and response

Me: Imagine you're on a plane and the pilot is incapacitated for some reason.
Among the passengers are a pilot and a crazy asshole who says god wants him to fly the plane into a mountain.
Do you need the pilot to suck your dick before you'll vote for him to fly the fucking plane?

Weirdo: This is by far the dumbest way of trying to shame me for not voting for a candidate who did not align with my interest like it's my fucking job to just support them cause they suck less than the other shit option... because you'd rather shame us than turn around and hold them to account

Clutch@clutch3-16· May 14

This part is outstanding, man:

There's a great and powerful beauty in giving voice to true things that are forbidden to say. This is why authoritarian governments work so hard to keep you from saying them. They will arrest you, they will disappear you, they will strongarm you, they will blackmail you, they will bribe you, they will kill you to keep you from saying them. Nemik's manifesto points this out when it talks about how frantic tyranny's efforts
have to be to control all the spontaneous outbursts of freedom that threaten it. People want to hear true things, say true things, share true things. True things shield us from the fascists. Eventually, with effort, with
sacrifice, when enough people try, true things can be shaped into a sword to kill them with.

Clutch@clutch3-16· May 13

Tacos Tierra Caliente food truck in Houston

Clutch@clutch3-16· Apr 15

It’s this, but replace intellectuals with pundits:

John Ganz
@lionel _trolling

left wing intellectuals on right wing intellectuals: wow look at all these fun weirdos, i am gonna make a special scrap book of their ideas...omg do i have a crush?

right wing intellectuals on left wing intellectuals: look, these guys are all jews

Clutch@clutch3-16· Apr 7

Altuve > Ohtani

Altuve at the White House in 2018 staring angrily at Trump

Clutch@clutch3-16· Mar 16

What sort of brain worms causes this?

Talia Jane post:

“they'll be like "laws are written by men, not gods" or "the president is a public servant and his power is conditioned on our willingness to let him have power" and then be like "and that's why i'm donating to chuck schumer's actblue.'”

Clutch@clutch3-16· Mar 15

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Clutch@clutch3-16· Mar 13

You’re gonna need a lot of this exact pen:

Two uniball jetstream pens. Left-handed people like them because they don’t smear.

Clutch@clutch3-16· Mar 6

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com tweet saying "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."

Clutch@clutch3-16· Feb 22

SCOTUS doing one of these for the 14th amendment:

Old man from the Simpsons stopping Homer from being catapulted, saying “wait! I have discovered more lines on the parchment.”

Clutch@clutch3-16· Feb 20

Here’s a template for your response:

1974 letter from counsel for Cleveland Browns to an angry fan who wrote about paper airplanes: “Dear Mr. Cox, attached is a letter that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.”

Clutch@clutch3-16· Feb 19

Al Swearengen from Deadwood saying “pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair, or fuckin beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.”

Clutch@clutch3-16· Jan 22

Al Swearengen from Deadwood saying: “Pain-in-the-balls Hearst. Running his holdings like a despot, I grant, has a fucking logic. It’s the way I fucking run mine. It’s the way I’d run my home if I fucking had one. But there’s no practical need for him to run the fucking camp. That’s out of scale. It’s out of proportion, and it’s a warped, unnatural impulse, this fucking cocksucker!”

Clutch@clutch3-16· Jan 21

Is this your fucking accountability?

NY Times headline reading "Elon Musk Ignites Online Speculation Over the Meaning of a Hand Gesture"

Clutch@clutch3-16· Jan 13

Imagine eating here and your first thought being "that's it, we've got to get rid of immigrants"

A bright and clean restaurant with delicious pastries displayed for sale