Fun Sized Alien

@cmejam

Smell this and tell me if it’s still good. #EndCitizensUnited #AbolishICE

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Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jul 9

Well there is this. May be something to it?

Snowflakeee! Posts: i’m reading the first chapter of my ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is: “humans are not the pinnacle evolutionary progress, but only an eminent side branch of evolution”. Lumsel responds: women want me, fish pity me. The-nintendo-verse responds: fish:look at that dry, shitty fish. It’s got anxiety

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jun 27

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jun 18

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Movie poster for short-lived HBO series John From Cincinnati showing bottom half of surfer dude holding a board floating above the beach

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jun 16

He is starting to look like the Hillary wax figure

Image of the Disney animatronic Trump before they fixed it

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jun 9

Pretty fucked up name for a strain of weed tbh.

Green box of 2 strains of pre-rolls with one named Tea & Terror

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· May 21

TFG could imitate a Coopers Hawk perfectly. Every time too many Cardinals hopped on the birdfeeder he’d run them off.

Mockingbird perched on drivers side window of black suv

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· May 14

Costco snacks are my kryptonite.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· May 7

The Ass

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Apr 20

OMG I just found this

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Apr 16

I have no idea what the hell that is that attached itself to this skeet. 🤣

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Apr 16

This. He is running for the Senate for crying out loud. He absolutely knows what he’s doing and if he keeps doubling down, that’s a choice.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Apr 12

Manitol was the scourge of tie 80’s rock scene. Overheard in an arena bathroom OKC “ if I had known all I needed was a clean coke hook up. I could’ve saved myself a lot of lipstick to get this backstage pass”.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Apr 10

Cage match between Hunter and the Trump boys? TAKE MY MONEY

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Feb 28

Watching TV

Looking at the tall firs out a floor to ceiling prow window at dusk.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Feb 17

My dog goes through the dog food shelf at Petco like he’s working the airport baggage area for contraband. Came up a winner with 6 pieces of kibble today.

Old beagle on a green leash on the bottom shelf of large dog food bags sniffing for stray kibble.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Feb 6

Is it because he froze his peen? It’s frozen penis, isn’t it?

Screenshot of New York Post headline, “Why viral Finland skier Remi Lindholm who suffered frozen penis at Winter Olympics is missing this year‘s games”

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Feb 5

This lil tripawd demon goes HAM on anything resembling an animal on TV or any noise that may or may not sound similar to a door knock.

Sleeping curled up pup, white with back ears, nose and a spot on top of her head.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jan 30

OMG @theonion.com 🤣

Screenshot of The Onion article: “RFK Jr. demonstrates how to remove tapeworm by scooting ass across carpet”. Accompanied by a very convincing photo.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jan 17

Same

Screen shot of the ICE account shows its parts are private and sideways that we’re all blocked from it by “US GOV”

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jan 11

I’m in

iPhone on light wood desk next to lit white candle in a tin jar. Screen is showing the OP and Gayer then Thou’s response

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Jan 7

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

2-panel black and white cartoon, panel 1 shows woman with an irritated facial expression and her hand under the edge of a table, panel 2 she’s flipping the table over as expression intensifies.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Dec 23

Something something fiddling while Rome burns…

2 opposing headlines – 1st: Trump announces new US warship class named after himself, and 2nd: scientist sound alarm as American coastal cities continue to sink: “more than enough…”

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Dec 2

I share this with my bff’s family group chat when I’m feeling cringe and sappy and sending them love.

Tell your friends you love them. Tell them a lot. Make it weird.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Nov 22

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Nov 21

My baby’s ears is broke.

Small white dog with dark ears folded backwards sitting on a mustard bedspread.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Nov 20

Me as a Bluesky therapist

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Nov 18

This New Yorker rendering of Kash Patel is brutal and honest and I can’t stop laughing.

New Yorker magazine article with drawing of Kash Patel with his trademark surprised wide open eyes. 😳 He always looks like you just caught him doing something embarrassing.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Nov 10

Sky says trans rights are human rights.

Early dusk sunset along an upper timber treeline with a ckear sky showing pink layer leading up to a blue layer

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Nov 9

Opened up my print copy of @theonion.com I got in the mail yesterday and proceeded to wake everyone up in the house, laughing at the front page headlines. 🤌

Main headline reads “Trump denies writing 36-volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: time pedophiles’” and small side headlines reads ‘RFK Junior cough up pair of jeans’ plus ‘powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man’. The last headline shows water spurting from a man’s chest area as he’s sitting on a toilet. The RFK Junior just shows his same old disease-looking face with a pair of jeans flying out of his mouth. Let’s face it. I’m not image shaming. The man looks like he’s on desth’s door, his grizzled facial skin is freaking gray for God’s sake.

Fun Sized Alien@cmejam· Nov 8

I got a pocket knife through the tennis shoe. A very, very sharp old farmer’s pocket knife. The Wasband fumbled it.