Paul the Octopus

@co-xy

PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙 Two top 1k finishes decades ago 4k last season Career average finish 🙃 64,642 (1%)

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Paul the Octopus@co-xy· 1d

Short break before the start of the season and I still can’t get away from Haaland owners

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· 10d

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· 18d

First draft before the analytics have their turn 1.0 mil ITB

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· 24d

Not a big surprise conceding 4 vs England when France have this guy in goal

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· 27d

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Jul 10

#BSkyBeer I think the summer of 2026 was the inspiration for this beer name 😈 Brujos x Deep Fried Beers 🍟 🔥 ¡Arde en el Infierno! 🔥 Unbelievably soft for 10.2% Mango to infinity

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 25

A cool tool to see the impact of chip timing etc fploptimized.com/highlights.h... Wildcard 2 was Gwk 23, followed by Benchboost 2 Gwk 24. Felt like a complete failure at the time (3 points!), yet the team structure served me well until the end of the season.

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 24

🔻A red arrow to finish the season but made up with a top 5k finish (first since 2016/17) 🍀 🌍 4,626 *pending the late night update 🙃 Should probably add Foden to my ban list next season 😂 Thanks to everyone on BlueSky. It’s no coincidence that removing the noise of Twitter = a better process 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 24

HT refreshments #BSkyBeer The Veil 🤏 Nevermind 🌞 Plum gose 🧂 Absolute Nirvana in this weather 🤘

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 24

A brutal end to the FPL season is upon us. Praying I can keep in the top 10k Good luck everyone 🍀 I think we’re gonna need it 😅 Saka & NOR -> Foden & Mavropanos (-4) 😈 Bruno 🧢 I rarely get Foden right, so hoping to change that in #Gwk38 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 23

#BSkyBeer Hope you’re enjoying the bank holiday ☀️ 🗽 Fidens 🪓 Hatchet Quadruple dry hopped. Mega bitter, fruit salad with Fidens savoury edge ©️ 🍻

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 22

Now that’s a Black IPA 🖤 Shades of Stones Sublimely Self Righteous Ale 🍻 Bitter, roasty, hoppy 🍫 Brujos - Noctambula #BSkyBeer

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 19

#FPL Gwk37 📈 🌍 3,350 Happy to escape with a green arrow before the final day chaos Not a clue what to do with the last FT😂 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 16

#BSkyBeer Omnipollo x Brujos 🥃 Opera Omnia 👀 Sazerac Rye barrel aged Imp Stout Liquid chocolate coconut motor oil 😋 🖤 🍻

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 13

#FPL #GWK36 Red arrows all around? 🔻🤝 🔻 🌍 3859 Happy to survive the second Haaland game. Some very unlucky TC’s but Pep is Pep 🙃 Tough decision on the (c) in 37 Saka may replace Rice to take the armband 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 4

#FPL Gwk35 1/1 FT used Neco 🫡 -> Bogle 📈 2,479 🌍 🫨 Unbelievable week where pretty much everything went my way. Can’t believe it 🍀 🐙 Nico O’Reilly likely coming in for the double in 36

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· May 3

#BSkyBeer Track Gold Top 🍺 Bliss 8.4% - A peachy sweet DIPA 🍑 Bliss is beating Liverpool 3-2 and my FPL differential still hauling 🍀 #FPL

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 27

🌍 5.8k ⬆️ Another week of survival and some positive variance against the major rank killers Should probably roll a FT for the run in 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 27

I survived the free hits 😅 🍀🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 24

#GWK33 7k 🌍 No FH for me so survival mode initiated. I’ll take a grey arrow 🙏🏽 1FT/ Dango to Rice GL ma nerds 🐙 🍀

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 22

🔻GW33 is over 🔻 Expected to drop with so many BB in play. Content to only be 6 points from safety. NOT looking forward to going up against all these FH34 differentials 😂 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 18

💥 FH 33 💥 Decided it was going to be Gross one way or another up against the bench boosts GL all 🍀 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 13

Another Neco Williams 🚀 fuelled gwk FH33 next in the hope I can survive the BBs I’ll be amazed if I can maintain top 10k, may have to try some punts with no chips left after 33! 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 12

Neco keeping my top 10k dream alive 📈 Unbelievable 🍀 Do I keep him on the Free Hit 33? 🤔

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Apr 10

Enjoyed the break and not having to worry about Wildcard plus Chip Strategy. That must mean only pain will follow 😂 Gwk 32 - 1FT OR: 10,354 Ekiteke to Bowen 🔨 FH 33 pretty 🔒 with this team 🍀 GL all 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Mar 29

#BSkyBeer Happy Sunday to all the Beer and Cider nerds 🍻 🍺 Mills Brewing & Oliver’s 🍏 Foxbic Six #Graff Made like a traditional Lambic. The beer was fermented with Foxwhelp juice and cider lees in old oak barrels for 10 months. A well balanced dry, tart, slighty sour & spritzy beer cider blend

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Mar 22

Posting whist at my highest rank this season 😂🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Mar 22

🍀 A very lucky green arrow 🍀 Nearly top 10k when a red looked likely after Gordon’s goal. I’ll never say Neco Williams name in vain again 😂 Enjoy the break 🐙

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Mar 22

🍻 #BSkyBeer 🍻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester & Belgium’s finest 🇧🇪 Balance - Saison De Maison II 🏠 Dupont - Monk’s Stout ⛪️ Hope you’ve had a good Sunday

Paul the Octopus@co-xy· Mar 22

Remember when I bench boosted Neco Williams the goalkeeper 🟥 ? 🍆 🍆 All is forgiven 🙃🍀