❥ Matt 🪳

@cockroach

Profile pic by @japanikatti.bsky.social / Banner by @newecreator.bsky.social The trash is full to the top, no cans or bottles in it. (he/him) Co-host of the HowLongToBeat podcast.

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❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Jul 7

Today's pigeon photo.

Looking straight up at a pigeon perched at the edge of a concrete wall below some dark steel beams.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Jun 21

In my Captain America journey, I'm currently reading the problematic/badly aged 50s run that was retconned into an "impostor gone crazy" decades later. Man, those 50s comics were not kind to Asian people. Let me tell you that much. This panel seems very timely now though.

Captain America and Bucky dressed up in military uniforms.
Bucky says "Tell me something, Steve. How come they can get a war started so fast, but it takes 'em so long to declare a peace?"
Captain America replies "Too tough for me, lil partner. Hold it! Somebody's sneaking out of the war records building!"

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Jun 21

Dang, I can't wait to spend 90mins daily on sweaty public commute to get to work for a job I could easily do at home.

Weather forecast for a week, daily temperatures rising from 32 celsius (97 fahrenheit) to 38 celsius (100 fahrenheit).

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Jun 11

I want my non-genAI Merzbow back. 😔

Japanese harsh noise artist Merzbow sitting outside with two chickens and a pigeon.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Jun 3

Anyone got 140 bucks to lend me? www.etsy.com/listing/4494...

A small statue of a realistic slug crawling up a twig. From FairyfurToys on Etsy.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· May 27

Dramatic side view of Peter Griffin from Family holding a gun with a somber expression. Caption: "Lord forgive me if I six my seven."

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· May 21

I would like to share with you all a snippet from a 2016 Marvel comic in which a version of Captain America literally fights Donald Trump. This is what true patriotism looks like.

A multi panel page from Spider-Gwen Annual issue in 2016. Depicting Donald Trump in the role of a supervillain tormenting minorities at the Mexican border.

A multi panel page from Spider-Gwen Annual issue in 2016. Depicting Donald Trump in the role of a supervillain being attacked by a version of Captain America.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· May 14

Society if Hollywood didn't stop to put Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer in movie soundtracks.

Meme image of a science fiction cityscape implying progress and utopia.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· May 14

This is what peak gaming looks like.

Cropped video game screenshot. A cartoon bird character on a go kart in background. A pop up says "Unlocked" abover a graphic of a strangely realistic pickle slice.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· May 11

Exclusive German gaming meme.

A 3D render of a cartoon chicken with huge head and eyes looking at viewer. Caption says "Keine Moorhühner?"

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 29

I really can't stop thinking about how they found the most German man of all time to co-host the German game awards. I am in awe at his glorious look.

Uke Bosse moderating the German game awards 2026. Horseshoe moustache, wavy hair mullet, blocky glasses.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 29

Moorhuhn mentioned at the German video game awards ceremony. Warms my heart.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 29

A crow perched on a structure of rusty steel beams and wooden boards in a sun-drenched back lot.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 25

Shoutout to whoever did the eternal undying art for fart bombs. I don't think this shit has changed in 20 years.

A silver sheet with a print of a cartoon character bending over with pants srawn down, grinning while holding his nose as stink lines emerge from his buttocks. His baseball cap has the word "Boy" on it. Skulls on the floor next to him. A cloud with the text "boom" in it. "Fart Bomb" text on top of all.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 24

The woke agenda really has killed comedy.

Chat messages.

Unknown User: When they say you play pokopia for 30 minutes and it turns into 8 hours they're not lying.

Plumpsack, the cockroach: I'm about to go play poopopia on the toilet.
Two users reacted with the thumbs down emoji.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 15

Frolicking in the flower fields with my cromie.

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❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 13

grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

A list of Tetris titles and other falling block puzzle games with different categories attached to present a personal preference.

Favorite Game: Tettris Effect Connected
Best Story: Puyo Puyo Tetris
Favorite Art Style: Super Tetris 3
Biggest Personal Impact: Tetris Forever
Best Combat: Tetris Battle Gaiden
Overhated: Hatris
Underrated: Yoshi
Overrated: Dr. Mario
Needs a Remake: Tetris.exe
Criminally Overlooked: Super Tetris 2 + Bombliss
Favorite Protagonist: Bubble Bath Babes
Favorite Antagonist: Super Bombliss DX
Best Soundtrack: Tetris CD-i
Best Multiplayer: Tetris 99
Not Usually My Thing, But...: Tokimeki Memorial Taisen Puzzle-Dama
Turn My Brain Off: 1984 Tetris
Best With Friends: Tricky Tower
Best Retro Game: Tetris Game Boy
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
Game Everyone Should Play: Sandtrix+

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 9

Looking back at ya. 👋

Picture of the moon in an early morning sky, taken from Earth.

Frame from webcam on Integrity space vessel of Artemis 2 mission. Part of the vessel visible next to a tiny crescent light coming from Earth in the distance.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 8

My first physical game purchase since 2016. Exciting times.

Wakeboarding Unleashed for the PlayStation 2.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 7

Their shot from the other side. Must have been taken at most half an hour apart from my moon shot from Earth.

Photo taken by the Artemis 2 crew of a solar eclipse as they flew by the moon.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 7

There are people behind this thing right now, seeing a solar eclipse from their angle. Wild fucking shit.

Moon behind some branches in a dark sky, emitting a bright orange glow.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 4

I love this woman.

A page from Captain America issue 344, released in 1988.
Over several panels, a woman dressed in green, dual-wielding rifles, shoots her way onto the premises of the White House in Washington.
"Hya-ha-ha-ha! Burn, Washington, Burn! I am the Viper coiled at the nations breast! America is weak and decadent. It's people are materialistic automatons. It's institutions oppressive and obsolete. It's leaders shameless charlatans and capitalist tools! And here at the so-called White House, we find Americam degradation at its most venal! Prepare yourself, America, for I have come to cut out your heart!"

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 3

Damn straight.

13h 36m in bed.
12h 14m asleep.
85% quality.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 1

Ah, yes. The issue in which Captain America finally fights Donald Trump.

Cover of Captain America issue 344. A shocked Captain America stands in what's presumably the oval office of the White House, across a shadowy man in a suit with lizard-like claws for hands and a snake tongue outnof his mouth. In the background a torn US flag.
A caption says "The captain vs the deadliest snake of all!"

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Apr 1

Yup, yup. You could say I'm something of an original YouTuber. Right up there with Smosh & co.

New achievement

20 years on YouTube!
Huge congratulations on this momentous milestone. Take a bow!

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Mar 29

QTP with your top PSX games.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 on PlayStation.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Mar 19

I'm solely relying on this piece of media to catch me up.

Holding a comic issue called Star Wars Jar Jar.

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Mar 16

Continuing my exploration of government-critical, contemplative Captain America with this collection and it rules so far. First couple issues are much wordier character stuff and politics. Much less random fights than the 70s Nomad story. I'm genuinely into this.

Back of a Marvel comic collection, dramatically depicting a downtrodden Captain America.
"President fires Cap! When Steve Rogers refuses to become a government operative, he's stripped of his uniform, title and shield - and a new Captain America is born! John Walker, former Super-Patriot and future USAgent - along with sidekick Bucky, the future Battle Star - does his best to fill the big shoes Rogers left behind. But can he take the pressure, especially when his parents are caught in the crossfire? And never count Steve Rogers out! He dons a new costume, becoming the Captain! Also featuring the Falcon, D-Man, Iron Man, the Taskmaster, Freedom Force, the Horsemen of Apocalypse and the Serpent Society!
Collecting Captain America #332-350 and lron Man #228 written by Mark Gruenwald, and illustrated by Kieron Dwyer and Tom Morgan."

Cover of a comic collection titled "Captain America: The Captain" by Mark Gruenwald, Kieron Dwyer and Tom Morgan. Cover art depicts a dramatic clash of Captain America and another character in a very similar suit with a different color scheme.

Two panels of Captain America out of costume lying on a bed, contemplating.
Thought bubbles: "Who'd ever think it would come to this, my having to consult a lawyer to advise me if my country is being straight with me. No-- those men are not my country. They are only paid bureaucrats of the country's current administration. They represent the country's political system while I represent those intangibles upon which our nation waa founded... Liberty, justice, dignity. The pursuit of happiness... That really is my major stumbling block with their plan for me. By going back to my wartime role as a glorified agent of America's official policies, I'd be compromising my effectiveness as a symbol that transcends mere politics. What a dilemma..."

❥ Matt 🪳@cockroach· Mar 12

Yeah, this rules.