guess what 2017 album i'm listening to

just plucked an inch-long silver hair out of my beard

my happy place

SUCH a fun day

be so serious right now

Sup?

presented without context

being grown up kinda sucks and i'm really just missing the simple times, uh-huh

anybody missing their hyena

Lindsey Graham in his exit interview from Earth trying to get into heaven

iykyk

i was such a subtle stoner in high school 🤦‍♂️

stop what you're doing and wish my guy a happy birthday 💙 @riddlemethat.bsky.social

the audio instagram suggested for this was... mexico honey? meanwhile i'm in a stairwell in upstate south carolina

apparently the most coveted spot in the house is on top of me (surely my husband agrees)

heard a loud dramatic sigh while i was in the shower. thankfully i noticed this sack of potatoes just before the mini heart attack set in.

conversations with my father-in-law

wanna go for a ride?

that's my man maury

i let the high school girl at sumo donuts pick out the assortment this morning and i just know she included the bottom right one to subtly say "clocked you"

happy pride, y'all

mosslax in his natural habitat

asked my dad what he thought about my beard and he said "you shouldn't have asked me" smh

someone remind my husband to clean this mirror

very helpful datapoint, google maps

repotted this gorgeous giant gal today 🥰

i can't staaaand this man

the beard says hi

guests "like you" ????? did airbnb just call me a f@g