Meanwhile in Texas

Happy Birthday!

If somebody does it, it’ll be for shit like this

Probably should have read this one first before I bought it for my kid

Fucking disgraceful. Had to scramble the hootchie-daddy shorts this morning, wheels aren’t even prepped

It’s even fast on dogshit AMD64 processors

Look at my boy, he’s beautiful

Me, waving to the third driving instructor and student in the neighborhood today:

Coward

Hell yeah, AI saving me time today

Lotta post-race analysis of Mamdani’s campaign and victory speech but not nearly enough people are talking about this specific moment:

I am not at all joking. On his second run he crashed so hard he had to be airlifted from the site.

Found a bobcat

Found an elk:

Thanks, I’d rather suck a dog’s nose dry

Always good to know Slack’s helping me stay informed

Found a storm:

I found a bear today:

Can’t park there mate

I got depression so RFK Jr is making me work on the

Tune in after the stage for trenchant analysis with Lance, Wiggins, Hincapie, and guest star Johan Bruyneel:

Always a good day when you have to air down

I found a mountain:

Me during my daily playing of The Mountain Goats’ “This Year”

Found some moose: