Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jul 7 Imagine if a decade ago when I had driven my ex of 5 years and my best friends up to to PTown (4.5hrs) had broken up to me, I had left him there just as those elder gays at the tea party told me to do.
I should have.
At least they grossed him out to his face, the only thing that made me stop crying.
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jul 6 Onto the next gay hockey smut romance book 🙃
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jul 4 Grilled Sweet Chili Sauce Marinated Chicken Kabobs 😋
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jul 3 It's hotter than Satan's taint...
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jul 3 Not a wholesome ad to be found on my Instagram anymore 💀
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jun 28 The iconiqué Alyssa Edwards 🏳️🌈
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jun 27 Something something Gay™ Powers restored 🌈
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jun 26 Orange you glad I'm back? ,🍊😇
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jun 25 Is your bussy poppin' too hard with Pride?
Lancelot ⚔️@coffeelamb· Jun 25 Gay cards revoked for any of y'all out there buying hot coffee...
