Funny how a turn-of-the-century pop art image can give you sudden flashbacks to losing your virginity in college in the backseat of a Honda Fit to the sound of accordions

HELL yeah. Been playing Geoguessr every day for 3-4 months now. This is the best score I've ever gotten in a daily challenge and the closest I've come to a platinum medal. #Geoguessr

My accountant: How do you see yourself spending retirement? Me:

L: The Definitive Beloved Millennial Cinderella adaptation R: The Definitive Beloved Millennial Cinderella adaptation, White Edition

Damn, Esquire coming in with the Monty Python obit

When my very Mormon family visits the morning after smoking a ton of weed in the basement:

I had a magnificent Father’s Day. And tomorrow my boy turns 2 years old. Life is great.

Thought this was Bad Religion frontman Greg Graffin for a sec

Ed Sheeran is a talented artist actually

Skeptical about these new K-cups

Have they tried investigating how to not declare and then lose wars instantly like fucking idiots?

I put this on for my 18-month-old son tonight and he started dancing and squealing in glee with a huge smile on his face. Arcarsenal remains an all-timer of an album opener, and my heart is full. 💛💛💛

I got a weighted hoodie too! As you can maybe tell from the pics, it was a hit.

Guess who’s back on his The Great Courses Signature Collection shit??

Not to mention!

What's the best best-of compilation of Talking Heads? (I'm a little annoyed at how little representation Remain In Light gets from either of them but that's neither here nor there)

Hey Wikipedia, do we really need *5* different citations to prove that Blur is Britpop?

the best year for music is whatever year you lost your virginity

When you lose religion and work to get rid of "magical thinking" you develop a weird and often cynical relationship to things like "thoughts and prayers." But sometimes, the only thing in your power to do is yearn for an outcome, no matter how powerless it feels. I'm praying for Jamaica today. 🇯🇲

Incredible character work by Max Grodénchik; most fans know this anecdote but here it is for anyone who doesn’t!

I showed a coworker this, joking that I needed a 3D-printed version asap. Guess what I found this morning when I got to work:

Literally the same as this:

My social circles are going nuts making Sora generated videos of things like Tupac as a Mormon missionary and I’m trying not to be a killjoy so all I can do is bite my tongue.

Either the classic post-hardcore band is reuniting for a VERY different creative direction, or Spotify fucked up its algorithm again.

Went to a couple of family reunions this week. Everyone gushed about our adorable 1-year-old. He’s almost unbelievably cute and smiled and giggled at everyone and the aunties all lost their shit. It was so much fun.