Methodologically Promiscuous
@colemanvibritannia
Thirty-something Kinsey 6 🏳️🌈🦦 Southerner based in DC. Happily 👬🏻 enjoying pretty pictures. Prefer the lower bunk. ⬇️🍑 Solidly NSFW. You must be 18+ to ride this ride. If you know me offline, move along, go away, nothing to see here. 🙅🏻♂️ Unless you want to. 😶
Yes, I am an upper thirty-something grown man who still takes baths and loves to soak in the tub. So what? 🤷🏻♂️ And man, do I love me a nice big tub. 🛀
Horse Meat Disco never disappoints, even though it was oddly early this time for DC Pride.
You, in another decade. While visiting MIT campus in Cambridge, MA, March 2011.
I wear glasses every day, but somehow have so few pictures of myself actually wearing them. 🧐
Let’s see em, you and your ride. My Swedish soccer daddy starships. L: 2013 Volvo XC70 T6 (current) R: 2008 Volvo XC90 V8 (RIP)
If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be?
Not exactly safe for work, but just received the newest additions to my shirt collection. #inspacenoonecanhearyougettingreamed
So, naturally, I got him (another?) one as a gift. 🤷🏻♂️
More MAL purchases. All from the same shop, but the otter and fucking xenomorphs had to be ordered because they were sold out of my size. Can’t wait to wear the garage shirt to my car club events. 😎
First one. A little shook by how much I paid, but I love it.
The world has gone to Hell ever since this day ten years ago. #BowieForever
Flashback Friday. I was probably seven years old in the left. The right headshot was taken about a year ago.
The man who sold the world would have celebrated his 79th birthday today. #BowieForever
Spent the weekend with chronic digestive issues and possibly food poisoning. Couldn’t eat or keep food down since Friday. Plummeted almost 10 lbs I did not need to lose. Vertigo, dehydration, fatigue, and confusion too. I’m okay now but please send comfort food and layers for my cold skinny ass. 🥶
I ordered a few heirloom tomatoes with my routine grocery pickup order from Wegmans. They normally are ribbed and uniquely shaped, but this one is a sight to behol(e)d.
More recent pics since I started listening to and following him over 15 years ago. He’s straight, but still… wreck me please and thank you sir.
Why are you gay? Also a few culprits. Especially the last one. Dallas Green is my dreamy celebrity crush with his angelic voice and we share the same birthday. 🤩🫠
In addition to the shirt the other day, my roommate also gave me this one as a holiday gift. This was written in my app profiles for a long time and I always wanted it on a T shirt. 😂