collectivided
@collectivided
below are links to my: crypto private key, social sec. #, a/s/l, antifa rank, and skullshape and medical history 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
yeah yesterday my algo was like "rough day, huh? how about some purple people eatin?"
I'M AN ADULT wow, easiest verification method i've seen so far, way to go bsky!
the hill dot com wants you to know that it was SO TOUGH on the president's longtime personal attorney to get confirmed as AG of the country he had to lie at least one time, see? this country has been over for months what do you guys wanna try next, in terms of a nation-state? it's up to us
this sort of media fluffing of GOP senators is transparently pathetic. "Did Cornyn vote to confirm? Well yes but only after some rather sharp questioning, lads!!" F- grade fluffery
"is that ..is that a voter ballot that you're mailing?? LOL mail-in voting is all rigged bro... yikessz🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohwell, ohwell thanks for the sale today though. when your background check clears I will mail you the guns"
seriously, bluesky, I went looking after this one, to cross-verify truth again because i'd been talkin about it, & ACTUAL ARTICLE (attached) american media basically do not cover the emperor no-clothing around town these days, it's mostly foreign media article's just like "anyway", and goes on lol
Comedy is legal again, well... sometimes, but it's hard to top His Holiness (see pic from actual news release) for anyone working in the industry
wapo, just re-truth this shit and complete your the transition to billionaire pro-MAGA mouthpiece, amirite?? also including this selected header because of cool FLOTUS idiocy: One does not need to encourage factions in the more powerful position of "employer" to "take a stand" against a "coward"
here's the grey lady only daring to merely tiptoe around a factual recounting of events in its exact chosen editorializations, which is that the US and Israel wholly, fully initiated the war with Iran
ahhhhhhh, the Content getting made in our era of ad absurdism 🧑🏼🍳💋(chef's kiss)
boy. imagine if we could build society around maximizing *this* across all humans. it's possible. not exactly right now. but maybe if we don't exterminate ourselves, it is possible.
our nasa director is like... "People of America! This man is just like me: a billionaire. Well, i think that clears everything up. Buy!! Buy Tesla I mean starlink debts ,.. no no wait this is.. spaceX? so he.. oh wait uhhh, huhoh"
there is exactly one chart to consult when asking oneself "how do we not have nuclear fusion yet??" to spare you all a few seconds: it's because we haven't paid for it yet.
this (pic) type of ongoing framing in almost all large American political media, at this late of a stage in our political implosion, SENDS me, bskeeters. After doin this for like RFK or Noem or whoevs, total nutzos, these wise Senate watchdogs are vetting appointees so damned hard, now, guys. GUYS
not mentioned in this article: 1) trump's alleged statements claimed by previous generals regarding dead american soldiers as "suckers" 2) WHY IN THE FUCK WE ARE GOING TO WAR W/ IRAN pretty funny leak and influence op attempt tho (read: fuckin terrifying). the authors do dare *some* speculation
Article makes sense. And it's good news: The oil companies don't expect energy prices to become so high as to make foreign crude refinement profitable. But also... what does it mean when a pseudonymous bsky account understands this shit better than the fucking white house? Could be bad?
This week, El Sol goes Hat Shopping. A tip o' the cap 45 degrees east of Earthwards. Take a bow, big boy
dear god i love this shit-ass age we will endure. crescendoing conspicuously, now "heinrick struggles" is fanstatic[sp] slopgen tho, lol hey but 11 free phone numbers, generated by someone else, so uhhh i'll pass any liability that-a way. documentation now submitted here also i may ghost a lot
"HEY DARK KNIGHT, I'm THREEFACE Heads? we do another carrington event, you d-[censored]" the sun is mean, guys, stay safe out there, always have your rad.-rooms ready when traversing the inner solar systems
honestly this kinda feels like i'm 12 again, downloading horrific videos with bearshare to the middle school photo lab's computer can't look away from this information carcrash
ah cool. Sure makes it easy to say "fuck all these shitbirds right here, right in those greedy little shitbird faces, and fuck Time"
my fantasy football grouptext is 1) a buncha butthurts and 2) a buncha circle jerkers, now that the playoff rankings are decided but our only real FF rule is still being observed by all: tim robinson reaction gif interactions only