Collin Reischman
@collinreischman
Former political reporter | organized labor | comms professional | My jokes are bad
The good part: both of these amendments got *obliterated* The bad part: every politician in Jefferson City who fought to get these on the ballot in the first place will probably be re-elected because Missouri voters are puzzling creatures
Not knowing what DiCaprio’s motivation is in Inception is such an embarrassing thing to admit it’s easily Nolan’s most direct and clear protagonist
I’m far too cynical for fandom these days but there’s simply nobody operating on this level right now
Yeah, Hispanics probably prefer “Hispanic” if they are Hispanic because “Hispanic” is not just completely interchangeable with “Latino”
Fun fact: Trump played soccer in high school but he’s so old he literally played before they invented red cards
Me and my half-Scottish ass 5 minutes into the Scotland v Brazil match
The official Elmo account tweeted that they wanted all the teams to have fun and America was like NO TELL US YOU LOVE US and we bullied Elmo into patriotism
Bro got arrested, fined, and banned for life all for this photo of him and Wemby and honestly it’s so perfect. He’s barely in it. The cut off right at the neck. The fact that “Self.” is written on the jersey. Truly this is the highest art
It’s so funny when homophobes accidentally post shit that gay people are going to absolutely fucking love
Wow that’s crazy I wonder if the “evangelical leaders” have anything in their scriptures about how to handle this specific scenario
“I identify strongly with a notoriously racist murdering psychopath” is a wild thing to just…say
Science is awesome because somewhere there is a person who spent 20 years in school to and one day they came home and told their partner that they were giving cocaine to fish
No one gets more excited to get good at doing hair than a girl dad. Can confirm.
Man I’m not even kidding. You know that “everyone is 12 now” bit we all saw? Seriously considering replacing it as my worldview with “everything is 30 Rock now”
Is everything just a 30 Rock joke now because what kind of name is that
Has anyone asked about the “thank you for your attention to this matter” thing he does now? He didn’t do that the first time. What’s going on there?
Hey Matt quick question if you’re born in America what are you
Speaking as a hopeless liberal I would totally take this bet because there ain’t no way Democrats have that kind of testicular fortitude and he has more money than me
Funniest thing about casting this guy as Snape is they really want you to believe that this dude is a sniveling dork who can’t get laid
Hey I’m just doing a quick count but I think they are missing someone