"The Strait of Hormuz is controlled by Iran??" "Always has been"

here's the tell, king

Not to bodyshame but it is interesting to compare the headshot below to Peter Thiel's actual face

THIS JUST IN: Lindsey Graham has broken ties with Israel

‘Your “grifter” jokes about Donald Trump’s billion-dollar crypto scams are an insult to everyone who ever ran a short con to buy a loaf of bread’ fucking listen to yourself

Well I have a suggestion

When they wheeled this into your classroom you knew you were gonna witness a world changing catastrophe

I was so happy when she popped up in Insomnia (2002). This world would be a much better place if only we’d gotten more Tierney on the big screen

okay but have you considered that cable is also rad

Like,

Okay but comics (the medium) can also break your heart (laudatory)

The United States of America?

Me to the guards herding me into the concentration camp:

mfw the jig is up

I like blocking nitwits who think Melania’s worst sin is being a woman who took her clothes off

Don’t worry, the Methodists don’t want him either

When you try to make drinking milk sound weird this is how you sound

It should have been the perfect crime…