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Commissar Tummy Ache

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queer as in fuck you mom help i have acid reflux again (she/they)

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Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· 19d

the peter griffin 'ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension' meme

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· 23d

and so many people in their letterboxd reviews saying they'd take the substance i'm °_°

that tumblr post from classically-lit-memes4u but i crudely edited it to say:
RIP to everyone killed by the [substance] for their hubris but im built different. and better. maybe even better than the [substance]

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Jul 8

finally listening to my copy of this record (it's so painful and GOOD)

the cover art for black country, new road's ants from up there (a toy airplane in a plastic bag) with the text:
yeah it's a concept album
the concept is never having felt love before

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Jul 3

they're calling him the most precious baby who ever lived

my smoke tabby cat lounging with his eyes closed on the back of the couch

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Jun 24

Mamdani smilin real big and holding an even bigger L

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· May 18

not quite this but veeeeerrry similar

a boy wearing a plaid button down short sleeve shirt and light khaki shorts, standing in grass

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· May 3

ehehehehehe

new tattoo! it's the outline of pink floyd's animals album art, featuring the two smokestacks of the battersea power station with a lil piggie floatin between em

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 19

"goth boobs, huh? that's pretty cool" I'M DYINGGGFF AHHAHAHAHA

A picture of my laptop screen playing evil bong. A dancer is on The Most Stoner Guy character's lap and she's just taken off her negligee to reveal a bra with skulls with fangs on it

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 14

squidward crossing his tentacles, sticking his neck out, and looking generally uncomfortable

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 11

watched this earlier this evening and it's seinfeld but a24 (complimentary)

poster for The Drama with robert pattinson and zendaya, who are a groom and bride smiling at each other

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 10

like spot the difference

Paul Ryan giving the most dopey White Guy smile for his congressional portrait

Crazy frog doing the same smile and standing weird as hell

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 7

would like to be doing this right now but i'm at work and my cigs are home :|

will smith smoking a bunch of cigarettes with his hand to his forehead

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 3

before it was this

A b&w cropped photo of jerry and layne from alice in chains, both looking sooooo incredible

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 3

beautiful evil bisexual gets what's coming to her :/ would absolutely sacrifice myself for/to sarah tho

poster for The Hunger. Miriam's ghostly, upside down visage is framed to her left by John and to her right by Sarah, both gazing at her neck

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 2

this was engineered in a lab specifically to piss me off the maximum amount

A flyer for a lawn care service [fuck lawns]:
PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
TAKE YOUR YARD BACK!
With likely an ai-generated image of Ben Franklin, Washington, and Jefferson holding clippers, a leaf blower, and a push mower respectively, over demon clumps of grass????

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Apr 2

this movie made me more misandrist AND they didn't even explain why she had the nickname rag doll >:(

Poster of the 1961 film Rag Doll, featuring a very boudoir photo of a woman posing with her back to the viewer and her (shitty) lover kneeled at her hips

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 29

acquired new decor today

a picture of me in my car, sticking my tongue out, with a canvas of Layne Staley singing in my back seat

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 26

that's a THING that can happen??????!!!!

A still from Jennifer Lawrence's Hot Ones ep when she's asking, "what do you mean?" in tears

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 25

like come ONNNNN

connor storrie with long hair, shirtless with a black tie and pants, a thick chain on his sunglasses, smoking a cigarette

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 19

after much delay i finally finished my twin peaks socks last night 🧶

A pair of socks with green cuffs and heels, and motifs of coffee cups, cherry pie slices, and the red curtains and zig zag floor of the black lodge, on a brown base

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 19

this album whips ASS oh my GOD

The album cover for Something to Consume by Die Spitz. It's four swirling bodies/forms and at the top is an open mouth with sharp teeth.

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 19

cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

a very candid photo of my black cat with his mouth slightly open so you can see his fangs and his tongue. behind him is a cat tree and in front of him is a shelf with my partner's woodworking projects on it

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 15

have finally finally watched gay hockey show episode one and oh my god

SpongeBob taking a big breath out meme

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 5

happy accidents (i'm high and took a sick picture)

a blurred image of me smokin a cig. my hair looks very blue green in this light, i got rings on, and the cherry is glowing

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Mar 5

my neighbor cats are (hesitantly) taking turns huffing this little pot of mountain mint

a buff tabby in the fore and a grey and brownish tabby in the back surrounded by pots of various sizes in our garden

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Feb 28

the Twin Peaks opening shot with the text, "COOP! MY TUMMY HURTS" overlaid

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Feb 27

look at my sweet little old ladyyy

a white dog with big beagle ears, brown clouded eyes, and a brown snout with her tongue stickin out lying on my chest

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Feb 23

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

From my aunt Debbie:
"I must say, you definitely have some inherited stubbornness, but so do I. I noticed you encrypted messages from me on Messenger. Ok I'm done reaching out to you; therefore, you've won physically. Do you feel any satisfaction?

I won't bother you again. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM PRAYING FOR YOU!"

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Feb 21

god i love my cat. he was purr-snoring as i took this

a black tabby sleeping on a bed with his lil paw curled over his face

Commissar Tummy Ache@communknitst· Feb 21

GOD i wish that were me

the panda in question laying tummy down on the snowball and his arms are pushed backwards like he's swimming