Hey guys, come with me as we take a ride on Air Force One’s decoy flight. I was so nervous you guys, but once the President left the plane via the catering truck, I was ready to sit back, relax, and get on with my journey as a potential target for an Iranian missile

I’ve studied One nation supporters for years now and it seems they’re most angry that Chinese owned businesses aren’t using this font anymore

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Got a big gorilla hand outside my office now. Let this be a warning to my enemies.

When you wanna help with dinner but we’re at the cutting onions part

Been playing a lot more again and I’ve realised how much I missed it

No you’re thinking of Peter Buck, guitarist and co-founder of REM, I’m talking about Peter Buck, physicist and co-founder of Subway

You’re hanging with your homies in the orchestra and all of a sudden the double bassist rolls up with this. WYD?

Taking break from wishing everyone a happy birthday to google some funky hats

Well I’m gonna be eating soup for the next month but I just bought a Rickenbacker 12 string. Dream guitar

Reckon I’ve discovered the next big thing in lagers

Credit where it’s due: Angus Taylor pulling out the ‘but it’s my first day’ defence 13 years into a job is a masterstroke

If you’re a scientist and you wish to study this, drop me a message and I’ll happy mail it out to you, Thanks

Winter Sun Nap Mode: Activated

Sometimes when you’re making ice it’ll do this thing. This has been Science with Fraser 💫

One of Ancient Rome’s many fascinating glory holes

Okay but there’s no way this guy isn’t covering his stiffy with a coat

When you nut and she keep suckin #Christianity #ChristianHumour #Jesus #Nuttin

Let me say that, Jesus fucking Christ, this was amazing

Good day looking at things

Hi I’m in Lisbon

There’s probably no greater feeling in life than packing 63 paintings into a van and knowing those fuckers aren’t gonna move around at all

I just wanna take a minute to express my support for wildlife, cheer’s

Is it the hantavirus ship? I bet it’s the hantavirus ship

Oh so THAT’S where those mini corns come from

Come to art in the next 20 minutes if you want an asskicking

[gesturing at Riggy] There are actually very few guys who are this normal

We need to come terms with the fact that while trump is the worst president, he’s also the funniest

Hey guys, just a made a weird finger using some Blu tack. Heaps of other cool projects in the pipeline too

There’s no denying it folks, I’m a Mutti Man