Gabi 🫶🏻🍉

@coneyislandbench

evermore long pond studio sessions truther ○ city of Chicago apologist ○ 26 ○ swemo ○ hockey & baseball enjoyer ○ she/her Flavor Flav ×2 ○ INTERPOL ×1

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Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Jul 10

This is an all-timer. Absolutely sends me every time I think about it 😭

Prince Philip in the passenger seat of a car. He had recently been discharged from the hospital. He face is gaunt and pale, and his eyes are sunken and slightly red. He has a dumb, thin smile where you can see his teeth. He very much looks dead, but was somehow alive when this picture was taken.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Jun 28

I got a letter in the mail about renewing my license online a few months ago and forgot about it almost immediately. And now I'm at my brother's until Tuesday night and my license expires on Wednesday. Lol. Lmao, even.

A pixelated frog sits at the edge of a lake, in brown substrate. There is dark green grass in the bottom right corner of the picture. It is raining in the scene, making the image muted in color. This is a screenshot from Stardew Valley

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Jun 13

8 - 2 against the Dodgers. I can't believe these are my 2026 Chicago White Sox

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· May 18

A close-up of the face of Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti in The Sopranos. He is sitting in a car. There are tears in his eyes as he looks off into the distance. His face is clean shaven and his mouth is closed.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Apr 30

MARY'S SONG RE-RECORDING, COME HOME TO ME

A blue sky with white, cartoon clouds. In yellow font with navy outline is the time stamp 47:21:36. This is a countdown from Taylor Swift’s official website.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Apr 25

Lighthouse by Noah Kahan, what the hell man

Drag Queen Kandy Muse on Twitter: should I open the window and jump?

Posted alongside a picture of her in front of large windows, overlooking a town. She is wearing a low cut, sparkly, red dress and a long black wig. Her hand is on the window pane as she gazes out the window. Her face looks sort of puzzled, or deep in thought.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Apr 23

My name (gabi) spelled using satellite images from different places on earth.

G - Fonte Boa, Amazonas
A - Yukon Delta, Alaska
B - Humaitá, Brazil
I - Etosha National Park, Namibia

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Apr 20

So Long, London analysis I am soooo sat

Ayo Edebiri Instagram comment: I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not August yet" but I'm simply too seated

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Apr 6

MY FISH BAG IS FINALLY HERE AND IT'S EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR @curlworks.net

A crossbody bag in the shape of a koi fish sits on a light blue bedspread. The koi has one large eye, an orange pectoral fin, and a black dorsal fin. The bag itself is cream with orange and black markings. There is a thick, black strap connecting the mouth of the fish to the tail. There is a lotus flower (I think) tag attached to the zipper.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Apr 3

The hell did we do to her?

A close-up of a yellow emoji making this face (🤨; cocked eyebrow, kinda confused kinda angry) except the eyebrows are drawn on with the photo editing pencil tool. The bottom right text reads "ay yo?"

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Mar 28

Matthew McFadyen as Mr. Darcy. He stands at the edge of a dancing crowd of people. He looks visibly uncomfortable. The subtitles read (EVERYONE LAUGHING).

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Mar 27

IN THIS HOUSE, DEBUT TV IS ON THE HORIZON. END OF STORY.

Tony Soprano in a white robe and tank top, is pointing at someone off camera (his ~shon~). His eyes are furrowed and his mouth is open as he yells enthusiastically. The room behind him is white and beige. In the actual scene from the show, he is ranting about Christopher Columbus being an Italian hero.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Mar 22

Oh to be a tortured artist painting by the sea

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Mar 22

THIS THING? 🫩

A small, caterpillar with purple, gold, and light yellow coloring. His eyes are large and oblong, resembling glasses. His nick has hairs that appear like a bow tie. This is Blipbug, a gen 8 bug-type Pokémon.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Mar 9

I will happily split custody of this album with all of my other evermore enjoyers; HOWEVER, I am coney island lover and defender #1. Thank you 🫶🏻

#1 evermore stan

Very simple, complete the following list (you don't have to fill out all the categories) by answering 2ish simple questions!

1. Are you the #1 evermore stan? [X] yes [] no

2. What song do you claim to be the #1 stan of? 1: Coney Island 2: 3: 4:

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Mar 4

Happy 189th birthday to the greatest city on earth

The Chicago Skyline at sunset, taken from a boat on Lake Michigan. There are birds flying on the right side of the image. The image is mostly dark, with some orange and yellow from the sunset.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Mar 3

"Men's loneliness epidemic" ACTUALLY, I don't think men are lonely enough

Autumn @/sonicmommy 's evergreen tweet: "I think all men should start off in jail and prove their way out"

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Feb 27

A whiteboard with a graph plotting "find out" (y axis) vs. "fuck around" (x axis). A man in a blue button up is pointing a green expo marker towards the graph. The grinning face of Jason Kelce is photoshopped onto the man.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Feb 24

#Pokemon30 Who’s your favorite… …Starter? …Pokémon? …Eeveelution? …Legendary? I love a lot of Pokémon, but Grafaiai is just a little guy and I loved him in my last violet playthrough

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Feb 23

Egg from his last haircut

A brown Pekingese with a white chest and white tips of his feet looks at the camera. He his on a grooming platform/table with a Valentines day background (red and white heart balloons). He is wearing a pink heart headpiece with white trim.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Feb 13

My brother double promised his extra ticket to Noah Kahan at Wrigley because he didn't think that getting tickets would be this difficult. The vibes this week just continue to deteriorate.

A brown cow stands in the ocean, staring off into the distance at the incoming waves.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Feb 10

last four characters in your gallery define your mental health . . . ya know? Yeah.

A photo of Goro Majima and Taiga Saejima from the Yakuza/Like a Dragon franchise in their iconic looks (snakeskin jacket, black gloves, eyepatch Majima. Green winner jacket Saejima). They are both pointing guns at the picture taker (the viewer). They both look indifferent.

A pixelated Pikachu cocks a gun. There are *click* *click* noises next to the gun.

Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza 0 (white suit with gold shirt) is meeting the punch of Daisuku Kuze (Grey suit white white shirt and glasses). They are about to fight. The Yakuza boss fight title card appears on screen, reading "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN"

John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. He has a shotgun resting on his right shoulder. He is wearing a dark button up shirt and an ammo sash (idc if there's a real name for it). His hair is shoulder length. He has three long scars on his right cheek. His face is stern looking. The background is red. The caption (in white and red font) says "AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY".

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Feb 10

Benito Bowl yesterday and today he blacked out his socials????????????

Beyoncé at the Grammys when Cowboy Carter won AOTY. Her hair is long, platinum blonde. She is wearing a form fitting, bejeweled dress with matching gloves. Her eyes are wide in shock. Her daughter is on her left in a royal blue dress. Jay Z is behind them, equally surprised. He appears to be mid-clap.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Jan 20

THE GREAT DIVIDE JANUARY 30TH EVERYBODY GET UP

A textbook-esque cartoon image of a man in a red coat (Paul Revere) riding a horse through a village. Someone is running out of their home towards him with a gun. He is letting people know the British are coming, or whatever it was that he said.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Jan 14

Finding out I could play Yakuza 0 on the switch 2 was life-changing. Maybe top 3 game of all time for me.

Nintendo 2025 Year in Review

Gabi
17 total games 849 total hours

Favorite Game: Yakuza 0 Director's Cut (51 hours)

Hours Played:
J 13
F 39
M 92
A 90
M 59
J 85
J 74
A 52
S 116
O 44
N 99
D 85

Play Style:
Character Driven Action

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Jan 13

I love seeing everyone's favorite villagers, but do y'all have any least favorites? The ones where it's on sight?? For example: Charlise is public enemy #1. Fuckass chartreuse bear.

A chartreuse bear wearing a red track jacket. She has light brown bangs. Her cheeks, inner ears, and tips of her feet/hands are yellow.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Jan 12

Build a Pokemon team using the first letter of your name (just a group of little guys)

A small, monkey-like Pokémon with large ears and eyes, and long appendages. This is Grafaiai, introduced in Gen 9.

A little lavender and white blob with green cheeks. This is Goomy, introduced in Gen 6.

An oblong thing with pointy ears, and simple appendages. He is entirely purple. His red eyes and large grin take up his entire face/body. This is Gengar, introduced in Gen 1.

A navy blue and bright green goblin. He has long pointed ears, a long pointed nose, and an incredibly small torso. This is Grimmsnarl, introduced in Gen 8.

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Dec 17

Going into 2026 like. . . (I have very low expectations)

The image is a pixelated beach as the tide comes in. Edited to stand at the water's edge is Chris McLean of the Total Drama franchise, with his back to the camera (Green cargo pants, blue shirt with white sleeve undershirt, kinda long black hair, converse). The top text reads "ALRIGHT CAMPERS" and the bottom text reads "TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS TO FIND A REASON TO KEEP GOING"

Gabi 🫶🏻🍉@coneyislandbench· Dec 11

Were you waiting at our old spot, in the tree line, by the gold clock? Did I leave you hanging every single day? Were you standing in the hallway with a big cake (happy birthday) did I paint your bluest skies the darkest gray? (a universe away) And when I got into the accident, the sight that flash-