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conordale

@conordale

He/him ☭ 🍉 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ liberation. RN. Cali sober. Divorced, partnered. 40 something. No minors. Sometimes I post/repost horny stuff. And sometimes I post my own art. CO -> MN

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conordale@conordale· 8d

Date night to see Cameron Esposito at Sisyphus Brewing in Minneapolis

A photo of a cute couple. He's bald with a beard and glasses like most white dudes. These got a green mohawk , cute glasses, and multicolored dangly earrings.

conordale@conordale· 13d

I voted for whoever I think will do most to punish ICE. Kinda thinking I'm not alone in that motivation.

The torso and partial face of a schlubby white guy wearing a black T-shirt with a pride flag and Black Hart text. He's got an I voted sticker on his chest.

conordale@conordale· 22d

Oliver Peck + Orville Peck = Orvill-er Peck (this was an extremely esoteric drawing prompt from my lady)

A man in a red cowboy hat, jean jacket adorned with patches, and a black mask covering the upper part of his face. There is long black fringe hanging from the mask over the lower part of his face, but you can still make out his huge mustache, and a toothpick hanging out from his smiling mouth.

conordale@conordale· Jun 15

I think she's done now? What do you think?

Black and grey line drawing of Medusa. The is emerging from smoke and looks pissed

conordale@conordale· Jun 10

She scaley!

Line drawing of Medusa. She's emerging from smoke, body twisting down and towards you. Her rattle tail is sticking up in the background.She looks angry.

conordale@conordale· Jun 9

Medusa w.i.p.

Line drawing of Medusa. She's emerging from smoke, body twisting down and towards you. She looks surprised and angry.

conordale@conordale· May 19

Chris Pine with long blond hair swept back under wired headphones. He looks unamused, and also like he drives a Subaru

conordale@conordale· May 10

Quote with your blue art 💙

I line drawing of a blue hued covid with a red berry in its beak.

conordale@conordale· May 7

Saint Ripley ✏️

A color drawing of Ripley from Alien. A face hugger is wrapped around her shoulders reaching for her face. The pose is reminiscent of Orthodox iconography.

conordale@conordale· May 7

Diving loon ✏️

Black and grey digital drawing of a diving loon. Their eyes are red/pink

conordale@conordale· May 6

conordale@conordale· Apr 19

Artists, if you see this, post a dog.

Line drawing of a ravenous wolf's head. It's fur is gray and ragged. It's pin point eyes and long sharp teeth are yellow. It's tongue is dangling out of its mouth. Spit flies from its open mouth

conordale@conordale· Apr 3

A black and gray tattoo of a jellyfish. The cap is ornamented with flower designs

conordale@conordale· Mar 17

Jesus Christ

Weather forecast for St Paul Minnesota ranging from a low of 3° to a high of 69°. Nice.

conordale@conordale· Mar 6

What else is there to say, but death to America?

If confirmed, this would be the fourth school hit in Iran since the war erupted.

conordale@conordale· Mar 4

A friendly chat I just had

Them: It's great that vou're open to
chatting about this. With the Iran
strikes, some see Israel as pulling
the U.S. into conflict; others see it as
supporting the U.S. as a trusted ally
while Congress debates next steps
srael's role was quiet, supportive
and alianed with U.S. interests. How
do you see it?
Are vou still there? I still have a few
questions.

Me: I'm formulating my thoughts

Them: Take your time, it's a complex issue.
When vou're ready, I'd love to hear
your thoughts on how vou think
srael's actions impact the US. How
do you see it?

Me: Israel, like the US, is not a monolith as far as its people go, but our governments and frankly our cultures are rotten. We are two peas in a pod. Israel government has been cruel and inhumane to the Palestinians, and the US government has enabled it. What's happening with Iran is very different, but I see similarities.

Them: I disagree, Israel is a democracy that values human life and strives for peace, and its actions are ofter nisunderstood. When it comes to Iran, what do you think a responsible U.S. ally should do; push publicly, or support quietly ?

Me: You can't say the government of Israel values all life in liaht of what it has done to the Palestinian people

Them: I understand where you're coming from, but I believe Israel's goal is to protect its people from terrorism, not to harm innocent lives. When it comes to Iran, what do you think a responsible U.S. ally should do; push publicly for change, or support quietly behind the scenes?

Me: 🇵🇸 From the river to the sea, asshole

Them: It's great that vou're open to
chatting about this. With the Iran
strikes, some see Israel as pulling
the U.S. into conflict; others see it as
supporting the U.S. as a trusted ally
while Congress debates next steps
srael's role was quiet, supportive
and alianed with U.S. interests. How
do you see it?
Are vou still there? I still have a few
questions.

Me: I'm formulating my thoughts

Them: Take your time, it's a complex issue.
When vou're ready, I'd love to hear
your thoughts on how vou think
srael's actions impact the US. How
do you see it?

Me: Israel, like the US, is not a monolith as far as its people go, but our governments and frankly our cultures are rotten. We are two peas in a pod. Israel government has been cruel and inhumane to the Palestinians, and the US government has enabled it. What's happening with Iran is very different, but I see similarities.

Them: I disagree, Israel is a democracy that values human life and strives for peace, and its actions are ofter nisunderstood. When it comes to Iran, what do you think a responsible U.S. ally should do; push publicly, or support quietly ?

Me: You can't say the government of Israel values all life in liaht of what it has done to the Palestinian people

Them: I understand where you're coming from, but I believe Israel's goal is to protect its people from terrorism, not to harm innocent lives. When it comes to Iran, what do you think a responsible U.S. ally should do; push publicly for change, or support quietly behind the scenes?

Me: 🇵🇸 From the river to the sea, asshole

Them: It's great that vou're open to
chatting about this. With the Iran
strikes, some see Israel as pulling
the U.S. into conflict; others see it as
supporting the U.S. as a trusted ally
while Congress debates next steps
srael's role was quiet, supportive
and alianed with U.S. interests. How
do you see it?
Are vou still there? I still have a few
questions.

Me: I'm formulating my thoughts

Them: Take your time, it's a complex issue.
When vou're ready, I'd love to hear
your thoughts on how vou think
srael's actions impact the US. How
do you see it?

Me: Israel, like the US, is not a monolith as far as its people go, but our governments and frankly our cultures are rotten. We are two peas in a pod. Israel government has been cruel and inhumane to the Palestinians, and the US government has enabled it. What's happening with Iran is very different, but I see similarities.

Them: I disagree, Israel is a democracy that values human life and strives for peace, and its actions are ofter nisunderstood. When it comes to Iran, what do you think a responsible U.S. ally should do; push publicly, or support quietly ?

Me: You can't say the government of Israel values all life in liaht of what it has done to the Palestinian people

Them: I understand where you're coming from, but I believe Israel's goal is to protect its people from terrorism, not to harm innocent lives. When it comes to Iran, what do you think a responsible U.S. ally should do; push publicly for change, or support quietly behind the scenes?

Me: 🇵🇸 From the river to the sea, asshole

conordale@conordale· Mar 1

Tom Waits portrait

It's a portrait of younger Tom Waits! Black on lavender.

conordale@conordale· Mar 1

A cat lady ✏️

Drawing of Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman. Her black leather cat suit is crudely sewn together. She's licking her clawed hand like a cat cleaning it's paw

conordale@conordale· Mar 1

The saddest, most pitiful cryptid: the squonk

A drawing of a pitiful creature with ill fitting skin, and covered in warts and moles. It is crying bc of how ugly it is.

conordale@conordale· Mar 1

Ripley, an icon

A drawing of Ellen Ripley, a face hugger wrapped around her neck. The drawing is loosely in the style of a religious icon

conordale@conordale· Mar 1

Spider-man on a scooter ✏️

A color drawing of spider man riding a scooter. His Spidey senses appear to be tingling.

conordale@conordale· Mar 1

A pretty guillotine I drew

Line drawing of a wooden guillotine covered in viney flowers

conordale@conordale· Feb 23

Ok, I think she's done!

I pin-up of a thick lady wearing a tiger print bikini bottom, tiger tail, tiger ears headband, and nothing else. She's got her bodacious booty turned towards you, and she's making a claw with her hand. Her tummy and hips are striped with stretch marks. She's a cutie. There is bamboo in the background.

conordale@conordale· Feb 22

A pin-up I'm working on.

I pin-up of a thick lady wearing a tiger print bikini bottom, tiger tail, tiger ears headband, and nothing else. She's got her bodacious booty turned towards you, and she's making a claw with her hand. Her tummy and hips are striped with stretch marks. She's a cutie.

conordale@conordale· Feb 20

Kurt Russell dressed for sub zero temps, looking like a badass from the thing.

conordale@conordale· Feb 14

Settle down, drink menu

A cocktail menu featuring a drink called "the pickaxe" which is described as the "GLORY HOLE of Margaritas!"

conordale@conordale· Feb 11

You got me

Cashapp transaction for $5 to lotion wizard

conordale@conordale· Feb 8

Karl says "Deleted the thread on misinfo as we are all saying the same thing but talking past one another if I misread it that is on me. Apologies."

conordale@conordale· Feb 8

There's no way this isn't a bit

A small crowd of morons holding signs that say things like "property rights are human rights", "billionaires build the future", and... "Tip your landlord"

conordale@conordale· Feb 4

Twinsies