Cooking in a Kettle

@cookinginakettle

A former prisoner, I cooked in a kettle when I did time. I love my family, Arsenal FC, and 90s/early 00s hip hop. I hate racists, The Scum newspaper, and Totnum Hotspurs. Indian/Kenyan origin, but born and bred in East London.

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Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· 23d

Well done Spain!

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· 28d

Kanuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Jul 1

Was reading an article where the Torygraph talk about the dystopian future that Sainsbury's is bringing in because of its facial recognition expansion. I wonder if their journalists use AI (another potentially dystopian thing) to write articles?

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 28

This energy:

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 24

What all the Arsenal haters look like right now:

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 24

Went to the seaside yesterday in the shirt of your 25/26 CHAMPIONS. I bought this when they re-released it but loved it so much as a kid in 93/94, that I remember saying, "If I die, then I want to wear that kit at my funeral!" Which, on reflection, is quite a morbid thing for a 13yo to say!

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 22

Gunnersaurus in the concourse before Monday's game 🥰

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 21

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 19

I knocked this up as it was on my mind...

A dual image. At the top shows a tweet which says, "Gmail started in 2004. Facebook 2005. Twitter 2006. Meaning no Arsenal fan has ever emailed, posted, or tweeted, 'We are Premier Keague Champions.'" Below is a draft email thaf says "Premier League Champions" in the body, gloating it's happened.

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 18

Gunnersaurus vibing in Block 6! #arsenal

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· May 13

"It is my very great pleasure to do this."

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Apr 21

Mike Gapes, former MP for Ilford South who defected from Labour to the now Change UK has written to constituents asking for people to vote for Labour, oblivious to the fact that Wes Streeting hung on to his seat by 500 votes in Ilford North! I can't ever for Labour with good conscience.

Letter from former MP Mike Gapes to constituents in Redbridge urging them to vote Labour in the forthcoming local elections.

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Apr 17

This is an image from the 1996 film, Independence Day, where POTUS is standing in Area 51, previously unaware of its existence, and questioning where the money came from to build it. The father of one of the main characters chimes in and says, "You don't actually think they spent $20,000 on a hammer and $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?"

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Mar 20

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Feb 21

This comment on the Facebook post of this article 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Jan 25

Martinelli showing his full support on Instagram 🤣

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Jan 18

My WhatsApp football group last night... We live in hope 😂

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Jan 17

This did me in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Jan 11

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Jan 9

A frustrating match for a variety of reasons. Is there a mental block against Liverpool after the defeat there? They came to frustrate, and did it very well. I thought we were good when the rain was pelting down - would have liked more shots from distance given the conditions. #coyg #arsenal

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Dec 27

Post a perfect 90s album

Cooking in a Kettle@cookinginakettle· Dec 22

She's also claimed her parents were refugees (which they're not). If only people knew she had a tendency to not tell the truth. If only there was evidence from her university days...