Dog sitting makes me realize how awesome of a dog Blanco was

Ah wait nevermind—this dweeb? You think gen z finds this charismatic lol?

The best tweet I ever tweeted

Fun was had in Denver 🙂‍↕️

Renaissance Festie Vibes Everyone is hot and horny The women folk have their tits bursting from their corsets The men folk have their muscles showing The bagpipes, the bagpipes are calling

The equivalent of what I did to Lake county and the city of Leadville in the past two weeks 😈

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The Sheep Detectives 10/10 I laughed and cried so much lol

@deepnotshallow.bsky.social cannot and should not be allowed near any of our newly elected candidates in Colorado. No apology, no condolences, just pure ego and bad judgment. @melatkirosco.bsky.social should steer clear.

A Before Times Story in Four Parts (2019)

Well, that’s not good. Lake Fork now under mandatory evacuation. The saxophones are getting louder for our little town 😓 That’s Leadville at the very edge of the pre evacuation zones. I didn’t think the Willow Fire would get this far…

They all look so miserable lol @pettersen.house.gov

We overcame McCluskie’s hand selected successor and I was thinking of you as the votes rolled in ✊🏽 ON WE PRESSED 🫡

Yeah man I just need a palliative option to resolve the situation.

God this unity tour looks so goddamn miserable @coloradodems.org

Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla (1994)

It’s official official: Chris Floyd has conceded. She hasn’t called Consuelo tho 🙄

I AM LOSING MY MIND

I BELIEVE

BRO

I believe

Pre evacuation map is getting closer to Leadville 😰 dhsem.maps.arcgis.com/apps/mapview...

From Leadville

My favorite Godzilla films tend to be the ones where he is the Big Bad—that was the OG version of them, anyway.