“I inherited an immense fortune and an emerald mine, but how do you think that makes ME feel?”

Caption Competition?

Salt Baer?

Littorally, the only way. I’ll let myself out.

This made me smirk. Passing it forward.

Sublime

The most paralysingly divorced man that has ever lived, is now the rat under the President hat. Unlovable, charmless, incredible (not credible), coarse, psychopathic, and utterly grindingly, achingly oblivious to himself. His childhood bullies really missed a trick - if he was ever socialised.

Apparently we’ve already met.

This is the least intelligible version I have

This badger?

I’m really sorry for doing this, but, that place really is Nimes. “Serge de Nimes” was the fabric name that became denim. I’m so sorry, I can’t stop. You got so close to the real story it hurt 😄

Bloody unreal isn’t it.

Where on the bottom row does your boss spend the majority of their time?

Update. Not realising that his silence is the prize, not a punishment.