Mx. Coreo Jones

@coreopsismajor

Take the cilantro, leave the zamboni. Interdisciplinary shitposting, overthinking the absurd, special interests, sometimes smut. Disabled they/X也/они. Art by @brittsabo. FUBFree. My gigs and contact info:

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Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· 29d

Missing this beautiful critter today. She is a really comforting creature.

Tuxedo cat rests on a wood floor by a pet bed

Tuxedo cat in the foreground of a human's leg on the sofa and an iPad playing a music video on the coffee table

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jul 8

This week's GFM update: we hit a new milestone last week, thanks to to of you wonderful folks on instagram that I know rom college. Thank you so much! We're almost there! Cat pictures include Ponky's "you have TUNA!" face this week. Enjoy and please share! www.gofundme.com/f/help-coreo...

Tortoiseshell cat looking INTENTLY at something off camera, while sitting on a jute rug.

Two orange and white young cats, the littler one in "jetpack" snuggle position on the larger one, licking her head. (Yes, they started play-fighting right after this was taken.)

View through the round hole in a cat shelf, with a cream and white cat's face, back paws, and a few inches of tail, all framed in or dangling through the hole.

Mostly white young cat with orange stripey tail yawns and shows of ALL of her teeth, while laying curled up on a paper bag. That bag is hers now.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jul 6

@kat8cha.bsky.social and @bettytheteapot.bsky.social I feel like if y'all teamed up you could bring balance to... something?

Kat8cha saying why do I feel dehydrated why did the Gatorade taste good I've been drinking water I haven't done anything today

Betty in the next post down saying drank three lemonades and then two teaspoons of capers so probably everything is in balance now

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jul 3

Sitting on the back porch listening to the bluejays with one foot resting on the dog is a nice way to enjoy the morning while it's still cool, well okay barely hot, and quiet.

A porch with a grill and an outdoor rug, and a black dog and a pale human in an Adirondack chair, but you can only see from the human's knees down to where they have one foot on propped the dog's back

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 30

This week's GFM update on my debt paydown fundraiser is up! Please share with those who might be able to help, and anyone who likes seeing a big goofy dog relaxing in the summer evening (I'm visiting family). gofund.me/68e9e4664 #transcrowdfund #disabledcrowdfund

A porch in a wooded back yard, with multicolor patio rug, flower boxes, grill, and a black dog with white spattered paws lounging around. Heavenly.

A big black dog with white spattered paws lounges on his side on a multicolored outdoor rug, and a human's feet are visible in the foreground.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 29

Sorry for the yellow lighting of my bedside lamp but have a smol blep

Orange and white cat in yellow lighting, doing a blep with her eyes closed.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 27

Okay, so I'll do this. I am not sure how soon, but soon. I'm as much of a magpie about music as anything else, and you WILL get a taste of my current special interests, fair warning.

Get to know my music taste: for every like, I will post one song I love

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 26

Uncertain whether to make Wang Yibo 无感 era joke or Saja Boys motorcycle gang AU joke or Chuuya joke. I assume someone said "ok but you're too tall to be Chuuya, does that make you Dazai" while shooting this, at least half the band watches Bungou Stray Dogs for sure.

Stray Kids Hyunjin lounging somehow balanced on top of a red Panigale motorcycle with feet on the handlebar and leaning back, also he has a gat and some other historical style accessories very his knee for some reason. The backdrop is very red.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 25

I grew up SO rural, y'all, but there was a water tower at the tile factory nearby so here's my hometown ominous megastructure. Honestly the tile company was more ominous what with the ragingly conservative and anti-union ownership....

A pale blue bulb of water tower seen against a nearly matching blue sky, partly obscured by leafless wintertime tree branches and some evergreen branches. Part of a mobile phone tower is also visible in the distance.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 25

Wow, I hadn't seen DuBois in a while, and my brain tried to transport me back to this hot mess, which is not from my hometown because I grew up in the middle of nowhere, but nevertheless is a feature in my memories to this day.

Kline Biology Tower at Yale University, seen from somewhat downhill, with lawn and trees around it.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 24

Happy new SKZ song and me not shutting up about the samsaeugui taegeuk (the South Korean tricolored taegeuk) day!

A fan with the tricolored sam taegeuk swirl on it in bright blue, red, and yellow.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 23

This week's gofundme fundraiser has me moving forward everyday, the ongoing quest to get to 9K, and more on Jinjin's frenemy relationship with my water bottle??? Anyway, more in the update, please share if you like cats or want to help me pay down my debt from a bad time. gofund.me/68e9e4664

A small white cat with orange patches tries to eat the top of a 1L nalgene bottle on top of a pretty quilt.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 17

This week's fundraiser update is here! Written while being a bed for one young cat and a foot rest for the other as they napped. Please share with anyone who likes cute adolescent (but nearly full grown!) cat shenanigans, and who might be able to donate. Thank you! gofund.me/68e9e4664

Orange and white young cat with a gray collar sleeps with her head on a pretty quilt next to a pale human's knee.

An orange and white young cat sleeps in a small Amazon box that has been broken flat at three corners. Her head is pillowed on the remaining corner.

Seen from below, a young cream and white cat's sleeping face and front paws are seen where they dangle off of a window mounted ledge.

A cream tabby and white young cat snoozes with her head on one paw, atop a pretty quilt

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 17

The princesses are back, with another toy mouse.

Two young orange and white cats on a bed, with a purple toy mouse. One cat is perched in the background and the other is on the sheet sniffing the mouse.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 13

It's not a widely known festival nationally, certainly none of us knew about it when we were like okay if SKZ is headlining on Saturday night we're going! It was a blast.

A white person wearing a purple hat with round white fuzzy ears , a black n95 mask, a multicolor purple bandana and a green lacy tank, throwing up a peace sign and looking dusty.

View of the GovBall stage during the SKZ set, crowd seen from the back, a member seen singing on the huge screens, and the Corona Meadows observation towers (yes the ones that are UFOs in Men in Black) covered in scaffolding behind the stage.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 9

It's that time again! June update with new kitten pics. They're getting so big, and I still have debt to pay down! Please enjoy and spread the word as well as the kitten pics. Thank you! (Repost from yesterday, please do share this one as well!) gofund.me/4bfd15b6f

A cream and orange young cat looking to the right while her paw is clearly resting on a laptop keyboard in front of her. The laptop screen is showing a video of the lights on a very tall festival stage at night. (It was Sunshine's first watch of the 2024 SKZ set at Lollapalooza. We're raising them right.)

Two orange and white kitties asleep on top of blue blankets, with a bit of a pale human's feet visible in the picture too.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Jun 3

Jiniret sun hat complete!

A purple sun hat on a human's head, brim pulled down by their hand to obscure face. The hat has furry round ears in it in white with pink centers/insides.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 31

Jiniret sun hat is coming together!

A purple sun hat with round furry ears, white with pink insides, pinned in place on it.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 24

Woke up worrying, got out my sketchbook and started drafting my costume Jiniret ears for my sun hat. Already feel better just because I have this on paper.

Pencil sketches on paper of various elevations of small round animal ear costume pieces.

Pencil sketches on paper of various ways Jiniret's ears are rendered for cartoon versions, on hats, and on barrettes, with notes comparing to other skzoo ear shapes.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 14

Jiniret and Sunshine say this is impossible, cats can't crime. They say this while criming.

Two cats sit on a desk atop an open book and a lot of file folders.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 13

It's the best but most frustrating word search!

Close up of a tray on which many colorful coin beads with letters on it are spread out and letter clusters for SKZ and various members' names are visible along with other beading materials.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 11

Last week @dodecahedron.bsky.social made this when I was feeling very bad. I want y'all to have it, too. Has alt text and everything, ready to copy, download, quote, etc. Because it's true! Be excellent to each other.

Three images of a man with brown hair and mustache at a table, speaking and gesturing.
1: You are lovable
2: Wait... wait... I worry that what you just heard was "the perfect person you try to act like is lovable."
3: What I said was, "you are lovable."

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 8

Happy Friday from me and Princess Enormous Paws here

An adult human hand next to the pretty big front paws of a white and dilute orange kitty, with her looking down at the human's hand. Her paws from carpal pad to tips are about as long as my index finger.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 6

The view.

White back feet of a cat stick up from her mound of furry belly and white and orange striped tail, on a suction mounted window shelf, with evergreens visible outside the window and another white and orange cat tail hanging down from a higher shelf.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· May 5

New update with SIX catten pictures! They continue to be photogenic and very sweet. It was a big month, April, and now we're trying to get to 9K in May, so please share if you can. Here are three of the new pictures, please see the update for all 6: www.gofundme.com/f/help-coreo...

A white and cream kitten lays on her back on a shelf suspended against a large window, on her back, little nose touching the human's finger that is front and center, while one front paw reaches toward the camera and one up to brace herself on the straps of the window shelf. It's very bright outside, lighting up her whiskers and fur, and green trees are visible outside the window.

A cream and white cat sits on the upper shelf of a set of two shelves suspended from a picture window, one leg and her tail hanging down from the shelf, the rest of her in a monorail cat style loaf at the outside edge. It's a briht morning, sun is shining on parts of her and parts of the shelf, with curtains, plants, and outdoor foliage also visible.

An orange tabby and white kitty is fast asleep in a picture taken looking down her human's front at her. She has her chin on a patchwork pillow, and is nestled between it and the person's fluffy blue shirt. The inside and fluffy hairs in her ear are very visible and a hint of her tail is visible at the far edge of the photograph.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Apr 28

Not a full update, but sharing my fundraiser again with catten pics to sweeten things. Please like, reshare, etc. We're trying to get to 9k by the first week of May! www.gofundme.com/f/help-coreo...

Small young cat, white with orange tabby markings, is sound asleep on a human lap with her front paws stretched out in relaxation .

Young cream and white cat licks her smaller white with orange markings sister on the back of the head while both are curled up on or next to a human lap and a pretty knotted fabric in grays and pale blues.

The cream and white cat sits on blankets over the back of a chair while the white with orange cat sits atop a console piano viewed from the back, sound board visible, and both cars stare intently to the left. White with orange cat has a gray toy mouse in her mouth.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Apr 21

Critters

White kitten with orange spots asleep next to a human's denim clad leg on a sofa and her back legs kind of oozing off the edge

Two orange and white cats, full size but kittenish, lounging on a gray bedspread, one lounging on her side and the other looking up from washing her hind end.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Apr 20

Since things are "so far so good," I'm taking a moment to marvel that a leading seismic warning app in Japan is straight up named out of Evangelion. I'm still amazed we can give people 30 sec of warning for quakes in some cases. Also amazed at these absolute LEGENDS of nerdy app naming.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Apr 15

Did I immediately write this to a loved one whose brother goes to games sometimes there? I sure fuckin did

Text message reading

JANE is your brother at the Capitals at Blue Jackets hockey game tonight? he should yell at Ovechkin to fuck off, for me.

Mx. Coreo Jones@coreopsismajor· Apr 13

Some belated great news! We broke the 8K mark on April 2! I'm asking people who can to share again, to get me on the road to the 9K mark. As usual, here are some cat pictures to make the share sweeter! gofund.me/17537d42e