peptide froyo (@cornboy2000) · DIRTY

peptide froyo

@cornboy2000

they/them. rania muhanna’s campaign: PFP: sketch of a cat with bright green ears and patches over its eyes and a yellow crown, matching and by @farewllyouth banner: a close up of a buttercup in a field

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peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Jun 29

bad advice towel. or good advice towel if u use dbt techniques

a white towel with black text surrounded by various flowers and foliage. the text reads, “bloom where you are planted”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Jun 28

wanted oat milk instead of nut milk. got nut instead

a measuring cup half-full of pale, cream-colored goop that doesn’t NOT look cummy

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Jun 1

wait it’s fucking moday. god meme: a thicksome shiba inu standing on their hind legs with their arms out as if trying to balance, in front of a metal grate fence. in a lowercase serif to the upper left, “wait it’s fucking moday.” in the lower left, “god.”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Jun 1

stupid idiot won’t stop headbutting whatever part of me is closest

a very blurry 0.5x zoom picture of a tan tabby cat that hits with a big ole cat ear and cheek taking up the left half of the frame, with his body appearing much smaller sitting on a red striped rug. comedically smaller. his tail looks like it’s the same size as an acorn cap.

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 31

warm bodies spoilers-ish,, - - they’re so hot like,,, the scene where the boney is smelling marcus has so much sexual tension sorry sorry i’m sorry

a screencap of the scene in warm bodies in which a boney, a zombie in a stage reduced to a rotted musculoskeletal frame, is screaming in the still-humanish zombie character marcus’ face, whose mouth is open and has a look of fear that’s almost erotic

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 30

just one taste…

a liquid receptacle at boston-logan airport with a big sign showing different liquids being decanted and reading “empty all liquids here” in big green letters front and center and “none allowed through security” inside a down arrow below. there’s a classic snapchat caption bar saying “can’t stop thinkin bout the airport jungle juice”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 29

a snail that’s so small. he’s tucked up into a corner, so it looks like a brown-and-tan swirly cone is hanging off the warmly lit wall

this frog is ridiculous. they’re a very, VERY tiny coqui, which are like if you imagined a (very tiny) cartoon frog with giant eyes politely perching on the edge of a step. i cannot stress enough how ridiculous i found this tiny tiny tree frog

a faraway shot of a white and brown-tabby stray kitty sleepily resting under a big green bush with vibrant magenta flowers. she’s so so comfortable next to her small boulder, that’s also shaded by the bush

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 29

island blooms

coral vine and mimosa plant tangled together. the coral vine’s pink and white bell-shaped buds are hanging from the stems, scattered amongst the foliage. the mimosa plant is very cutely exhibiting their alternate namesake, the touch-me-not, by closing up from the touch of the vine. maybe it wants you to play ispy

several clusters of west indian jasmine planted on red mulch. her deep green, smooth and waxy leaves provide a beautifully contrasting background to pompoms of mottled yellow, peach, orange, and pink petals. a couple corymbs higher up are patiently waiting for their time to shine

a branch of lignum-vitae sits above some red-brown dirt. a small cluster of 6-12? delicate purple blossoms, proudly beckoning the bees with their centers,
against almost fantastically shiny, smooth leaves the color of lime skin

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 27

trying to find any information about/from some businesses online is like this

the donnie darko “i made a new friend,” “real or imaginary?” meme. he says “i have a website,” and is asked “real or outdated facebook page?” he responds “outdated facebook page”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 20

book em boys

the “she’s so crazy! love her!” facebook post of a very regular looking woman in a freezer aisle holding up peace signs with a bag of frozen pizza rolls or something on her head

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 12

i think u still covered it with “what type of worker u are” for sure, i just like being audacious about it every chance i get

the fire and brimstone hell, with skeletons burning in a river of lava in the foreground and several erupting volcanoes in the background. the text is impact font, top text “POV” bottom text “you are katharine cook briggs and isabel briggs myers”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· May 7

this is. jfc

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 30

oh nextdoor.

nextdoor poll:

“what’s in the chemtrails that keeps me sick?” and the two options are aluminum and graphene. there are zero reactions and eight comments

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 28

massholes the second the weather looks like this

screenshot with the weather widget showing that it’s currently 56 fahrenheit and sunny, with a high of 64, and the media playback widget below it playing “feels like summer” by childish gambino

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 26

legalize everything right now

title of a post from the trans subreddit that reads, “whenever i do drugs i start feeling transgender”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 20

okay i’m done w this horse happy 4/20 to all joker smokers and midnight tokers

an impact font meme. the background is the american flag, but the stripes are black with green repeating weed leaves, and the canton is black with a singular large weed leaf. in front of my country’s flag is george bush at a podium, edited to look like he’s delicately holding a cherried joint. behind him to the left, dick cheney is slumped in a chair, a green bong with black wrap edited onto a table in front of him.

the top text reads, “my fellow americans,” and the bottom text continues, “i need a philly cheesesteak and some head RN”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 20

wait shit i mean happy 4/20

a hand holds, in the crease of the middle finger and the top of the palm, a very tiny nug of weed that’s definitely not a short horned lizard (it is a short horned lizard, it’s literally the same color as weed)

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 20

wait shit i mean happy 4/20

a nug of weed that’s definitely not a vietnamese mossy frog on the tip of someone’s finger (it is a vietnamese mossy frog. it looks like dark wood with bright green moss on it and it’s tiny)

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 20

wait shit i mean happy 4/20

a hand is holding a GIANT nug of weed that’s definitely not a suspiciously nug-colored gecko (it is a suspiciously weed-colored gecko, i believe it’s a mossy leaf-tailed gecko but i cannot be sure)

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 20

happy 4/20

a hand holding a nug of weed that’s definitely not a very small green frog (it is a very small green frog)

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 18

with actual alt text and not a shitty pun in place of an accessibility tool:

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for "breaching equipment" — normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according to multiple people familiar with the request.

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 17

happy friday 🥰

tweeted meme from the voros twins (AKA the “da vinki?” twins), in which the twins, each with a bleach blond blowout and a goofy smile and holding a solid metal dumbbell, are saying in a speech bubble above them, “throw dumbbells at transphobic people”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 17

with alt text

tweeted screenshot of a tiktok caption that reads “‘the baby you aborted could’ve cured cancer’ so could the women you kept in the kitchen, denied education, autonomy, and basic human rights. you didn’t care about them either”

sedric andre replies, “You can have autonomy when you make me an omelette sandwich. I’ll worry about cancer after lunch”

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 15

“please do not the cat” ur not my mom

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 13

w alt text

tweeted statement from eric swalwell:

SWALWELL STATEMENT ON CONGRESSIONAL RESIGNATION

"I am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes in judgment I've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegation made against me. However, I must take responsibility and ownership for the mistakes I did make.

I am aware of efforts to bring an immediate expulsion vote against me and other members. Expelling anyone in Congress without due process, within days of an allegation being made, is wrong. But it's also wrong for my constituents to have me distracted from my duties. Therefore, I plan to resign my seat in Congress.

I will work with my staff in the coming days to ensure they are able, in my absence, to serve the needs of the good people of the 14th congressional district."

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Apr 6

textpost from tumblr user and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm... It was supposed to say 'I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting"

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
I am afraid

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Mar 28

mercury in retrograde? dump ur fucking froot loops on the ground

reddit banner ad. the words “no free advertising” in all caps have been edited over the advertiser name.

a photo to the right is captioned “mercury retrograde ‘survival kit’” and the photo in question is an almost certainly AI-generated image of a rug scattered with froot loops and splashed by milk that is still actively being poured

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Mar 19

Fuck Your Whole Life

lovebird ad on timehop advertising a $10,000 sweepstakes for simply telling them how your disney wedding was. i think. it’s a dogshit AI slop ad.

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Mar 15

with alt text jacob tierney pulled a mythbusters episode 113 level transformation

tidbit from one of the heated rivalry books:

There were too many things to process. Ilya Rozanov had gotten him off in a hotel room. Again. Ilya Rozanov wanted to sneak out of his team's hotel the next time they were in Montreal (next week!) and meet Shane at his apartment so he could fuck him.

Ilya Rozanov wanted to fuck him.

Shane was both terrified and undeniably aroused by the idea. Undeniably extremely aroused by the idea.

But that didn't change the fact that it was a really, really bad idea.

peptide froyo@cornboy2000· Mar 10

close enough welcome back spring

a thermometer hanging on a board of wood showing temps nearing 80 degrees fahrenheit inside my work’s greenhouse. blurry and below i’m making a lil finger heart