Cory of House Pants
@corypants
Internet User, spoony bard, 100% brat on those BDSM quizzes, big “I love my pan wife” energy, comic books are neat, elder millennial, Appalachian expat, wishing for 4 day work week, he/they
I’m just gonna let you guys know now that I can’t handle the “checking the daily death counter for the current pandemic” again. Nope. Fuck right off with this.
Me, 30 years after The Fall of America, finding an elderly Andrew Tate locked in the secret prison under the pentagon:
Oh no. This is terrible. No one expects to eat Taco Bell and get explosive diarrhea. This could ruin their reputation as a totally clean, non-diarrhea causing food.
Still mind boggling that The Dana Carvey Show was this far ahead of the curve.
New “Post Election Autopsy Report” that’s just the Will Smith “look at this” meme next to this Harris post.
Happy pride to the 2/3rds full bottle of astroglide that’s been in the bushes outside where I work for the last 6 months.
Reminder that the world’s second Trillionaire (shout out Mansa Musa) had the most absolute dog shit Elden Ring build. Money does not equal intelligence or success in life.
Seriously using “opine on the Roman Empire” is worse than actually opining on the Roman Empire.
I can’t believe all the details Alex Jones has uncovered about Tim Heidecker. I did some research on my own and found a video where he’s quite proudly sexually harassing a young woman named Carol.
Saw Fox News complaining about how the left has always spoken out about gerrymandering and now of course they’re all hypocrites celebrating it. My dudes must have missed that we’re all right about here now: