Those who ignore YA Dystopia are doomed to repeat it.

I don't have two wolves inside of me. I have these guys. (I'm a perimenopausal woman on SSRIs in an irrevocably changed climate.)

On our way to brunch, a small child ran away from his mom and told my husband, "You did a great job as the voice of Bowser!" Then Dan said "Thanks!" And the boy said, "Your voice was lower in the movie!"

Me until further notice. 🦝

You can give a hedgehog human teeth, you just have to do it right. Hans My Hedgehog, my newest F*cked Up Fairy Tale, out later today!

ARE YOU IN FALL RIVER MASS AREA? Ahem. I am telling F*cked Up Fairy Tales at Once Upon a Bookstore tomorrow (Sunday 4/12) at 2 PM. We are turning the bookstore into a lil French Fairy Tales Salon - tea, macarons, fairy tales! FREE! RSVP: www.eventbrite.com/e/liz-gotauc...

This extremely stupid joke is brought to you by today's episode of @thisendsatprom.bsky.social where the Wives and I discuss the film that defined my AIM away messages for five straight years. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

Ryan Gosling Wrap Me In Your Giant Cardigan and Warm Me With Your Million Watt Smile Challenge

The medical show trifecta includes this guy on Scrubs.

SOUTHEAST MA Frienz! Once Upon a Bookstore in Fall River is hosting me for a F*cked Up Fairy Tale Tea! Storytelling, pastry, independent bookstores! Sunday, 4/12 at 2 PM.

The two types of librarian conflict management as illustrated by Richard Scarry. Which are you?

You gotta represent on World Theatre Day

My friends showing off their kids and me showing off my cat that hates me.

Pretty sure the podcast that rec'ed this was Hey YA @heykellyjensen.bsky.social - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THIS MOVIE?! I kinda think Ben Affleck would have been perfect for the dad in this.

Goodbye, productivity, I downloaded three digital Jem coloring books, Jem is on Tubi, and my apple pencil is at 100%.

POV: you failed the sniff test

Mental check-in... Memes only

This is how I expect to be addressed moving forward.

Just me and my book making eyes at each other at the local BnN.

Dan and I laid low after a busy week: cooked together, puzzled with Russell Dauterman, and made each other playlists. It was my favorite Valentines Day ever.

Here's what an afternoon at the Rainbow Beard Show looks like. Games! Friends! Making! Music! Stories! Dancing! Truly one of the most delightful projects to be a part of and I'm so happy that Rhode Island kids (and beyond) get to experience it.

The FIT for the DAY of MENDING BROKEN HEARTS at the @rickyrainbowbeard show! Happy Valentines Day - I love YOU!

It's less Cinderella and more... #bridgerton

But they were all of them deceived, for a fifth Beatle was made.

Providence info:

I have two live shows next week! Plymouth MA and Providence RI!