Cosmic Clau (@cosmicclau) · DIRTY

Cosmic Clau

@cosmicclau

"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Gen X hermit Dog Mum She/her Tired Meh I found these on the floor

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Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· 25d

beans and rice for linner

Red kidney beans, pinto beans, black beans, butter beans, baby lima beans, chickpeas, onion, red and green capsicum, tomato paste, passata, vegeta, parsley, oregano, garlic salt, cracked pepper.

Fry up chopped onion and caps, add tomato paste, keep frying, add beans, passata, herbs, spices, salts etc and simmer until ready. Serve on steamed rice and topped with sriracha.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· 25d

Long overdue addition of Elfin's name and one to honour my dear Dad 🧡

My wrist/inner arm with tattoos I drew up. Elfin's name added above my little Dharma (both dear departed furbabies), an endless/eternal knot and one for my dear Dad, Libra scales and the nickname Taticu which is like a kid's version of Tata (Dad in Romanian) and his birth and death dates.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· 27d

David Tennant grinning in a stripey jumper with the text:
"Not all men"
You're right, David Tennant would never.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· 27d

God in Futurama

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· 28d

😂

Moe grimacing with his hands around his own neck "chokin' on my own rage here."

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· 29d

Time is not our friend 😂😭

Marge counselling the sea captain "You've just got to accept it. Your Gameboy is gone. It's at the bottom of the ocean."

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 12

when did you realise you were chill af

Me, at 2 1/2 years old in my first passport photo when we came to Australia. I'm wearing a knitted jumper and a dumbfounded look.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 12

this little guy 🥰

Close up of Floyd in a blue jumper sitting on his Papa's lap

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 12

Mr Burns facing a vending machine "You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend."

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 12

Arnie Pye in a helicopter, lashing out at Kent Brockman "You're not the time, Kent! You're not the time!"

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 10

Best “Star Trek” captain. Wrong answers only.

Captain Zapp Brannigan "Then throw her in the laundry room,
which will hereafter be referred to as the brig."

Futurama

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 9

Cillian Murphy in Breakfast on Pluto

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 9

Some little fancy pants has a new harness 😄🤗

Floyd wearing a red cable knit turtleneck with his new red harness that has his name on it. Partially visible is his red lead that grandma bought him that says Best Buddy on it. He's sniffing some dirt and twigs and is about to start licking it, much to the horror of his humans 😂

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 8

Spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. I talked for just shy of 20 minutes ... One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe.

Abe Simpson telling a rambling story while his friends look on

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 7

brushing up on morse code and smoke signals gotta find me a pigeon

Homer on a phonecall and pouring buzz cola on his T437 console while Lisa looks on.
Text says "Meanwhile, at Telstra"

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 6

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 5

QTP with a gif of the last movie/show that you watched

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 4

One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 3

Me and my Bluesky mutuals.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 3

even ravens need their quiet time

A raven perched at the very top of a tree

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 2

Two people that climbed the Empire State Building with a black flag saying "There's a spider near my car keys!" in red scrawly writing which was definitely not added by me.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jul 1

They need some Futurama multiball 🤌

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 30

Quote-Post with something that's a circle

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 30

A picture that captures your essence

My tired arse, with a serious look, in dim lighting, comfort wearing one of my Dad's grey knitted tops.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 23

Me visiting the reflecting pool.

Ludo, Sarah and Hoggle in the bog of eternal stench.

Labyrinth

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 23

Rodriguez - Cold Fact album cover

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 22

Homer sitting upright in a hammock with a shocked look on his face and the text: Somehow the tractors are always the first to know.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 22

Who's your favorite movie dad?

Still from Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man, with Duke (Erasmus) Shelby (played by Barry Keoghan) leaning on a bar as his dad Tommy Shelby (played by Cillian Murphy) stands on the other side of the bar pouring them a drink. Clearly the timeline needed some Cillian and Barry so you're welcome.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 22

Homer looking sheepish and saying "It's my first day."

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau· Jun 20

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif