Cosmichvoyager
@cosmichvoyager
Drunk on panda mystery
The Upper East Side is the best neighborhood to find non stale chuckles. What flavor is your favorite, sound off in the comments!
Goyim think jews are out here plotting space lasers but most of us are literally chilling on a Saturday reading the zabar’s catalog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is the only way I will go outside until mercury is out of retrograde
I’m so gay instagram is serving content about funereal glitter now
three words that make me immediately hope something happens/comes to pass:
they should just get these LED message baseball hats and program the say "SECRET WAR PLAN" to wear around the Kremlin when they go to pick up their bribe money or whatever
DHS and ICE were in a closet with the evidence and I saw the evidence this morning and the evidence looked at me
Damn, with twitter down, Elon can't even post his own version of the Dril corn cob tweet or another "do u like me?" poll. Very Sad.
I don't believe he is going to build a safe monorail in Springfield at all!
$tsla pump isn’t even working cause there’s no amount of spin that can hide what a fool that man is. Down another $6+ a share since the end of whatever that “cabinet meeting/ lunatic parade was.