Dear Gemini and other dumb AI, If you expect me to take your suggestions, how about you not suggest something that is bad grammar AND would be repetitively incorrect? People who rely on AI to do their writing are idiots. And we, the people who actually read what you "write", will know this.

Ew ew ew

Heck BLOOM COUNTY made fun of him. Trump's brain (such as it was) was put into Bill the Cat.

NOT THE BOLSHEVIKS! 😂

Brian! Hello! 😀 Brian is correct! Everybody who worked at eBay had their little collections of... stuff. Mine was Silly Putty and Whee-Los. Both of which I also sold in my Store to test the selling user interfaces I was designing. At one point I had about 100 lbs of Silly Putty, different colors.

C'monnnnnnn little blood clot, we know you can do it

GOP to Rural Towns - Drop Dead (paraphrasing the infamous headline from the NY Post) Every time I think the GOP couldn't be more unAmerican, they lower the bar again.

I already used Amazon rarely, but my latest attempt stopped me forever. Buying Alexa speakers so my MIL (who already knows how to use Alexa) could have music in every room. They denied a good credit card, made it impossible to change. I spent 5 hrs w/customer support. They cancelled the order.

Dear Doctors Without Borders, I called you to say I wouldn't donate another dime unless you stopped sending me cheap tote bags, of which I have received around 15. You did stop sending bags, but I realize I should have said STOP SENDING ME *STUFF*. Including pens, flashlights & screwdrivers.

Dad. I miss you. #FathersDay

Heh. This is the skeet that immediately appeared below this:

There's a whole book about how he cheats at golf.

Yogurt nose You got the cutest little yogurt nose And you have the smell of stale Fritos 'Tween your toes Gonna need a full explainer 'Bout how you clean the whole container (Sung to the tune of "Baby Face")

The algorithm serving ads targeted to me must have had one hell of a brain fart.

If I had a nickel for every dumb cluck who signed up for a porn or dating service using MY EMAIL ADDRESS I would have a lot of nickels. I get about 5 emails a day directed at idiots who gave businesses my email address thinking it's theirs. I've gotten bank notices, tax returns, and other PII. Ugh.

Urban archeology #417: that time 13 years ago I was part of the Google beekeeping group, and we had a massive honey harvest and got some jars. Too scared to open and try them.

Our pup Elwood, on the day before he got his cancer surgery stitches out, finds and devours about 2 huge avocados from the neighbor's tree that homicidal squirrels have carried into the fenced area that is usually avocado-free. He's (mostly) fine now, but I won't be eating guacamole any time soon 🤮

The old Star Trek was never heavy handed about social justice, no sir

The kids know this is BS

That kitty is truckin'.

Remember Tucker's homoerotic masterpiece documentary, the End of Men? Epic. Who knew tanned 'nads were so manly.

Day 2 of Elwood's post surgery, cone of shame hell. He's recovering well, incisions look good, and he's gamely allowing cold compresses and other indignities to be inflicted. Doesn't seem to be in pain. But he DESPERATELY wants to climb on the couch and the doctor says no 😭 Say a prayer 4 him ❤️

I'm reminded of this bit from Stephen Colbert's speech at his White House Correspondents Dinner

Noice

The internet is forever, Donnie Christ, and the riffing has already spiraled out of control.

Elwood hopes there will be pizza bones. He hopes in vain. @rlwolfcastle.bsky.social finds that the crusts are way too tasty.

Alert Druski

I noticed Smiley McLiarpants sure is blinking a lot. And kudos to the Fox technician who gave this red backdrop to his stream of delusion.