Cosmoiselle

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Can be a bit wordy. Pro-analogue.

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Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· 27d

Seeing as Starmer, as well as Corbyn's, disinclination to welcome in the wider party arguably created the means of bringing them down in the longer term, we can only hope Andy relaxes and 'opens up' as time goes on... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

metaphor for how concentrated Burnham’s power had become. Flailing for something that did not sound insulting, he gave up and likened Burnham’s absolute control to North Korea’s Kim dynasty.

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· 29d

Metaphor alert 👇 🔌

Screenshot from a Guardian post with copy as below and a photo of Andy Burnham cuddling a lady with blonde hair outside Westminster.

The Guardian

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Burnham hails Hillsborough law as ‘rewiring of the state’ as MPs approve bill

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· 29d

Jezzles hitting YouTube and gaining 14 viewers (plus me) 🤨

Picture of Jeremy Hunt, seemingly in his home office.
Substack #4have we gone Italian? How to avoid the No. 10 revolving door
[15 views] 1 day ago

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 13

That's a huge volte-face from initially saying the murder absolutely wasn't terrorist-related to basically implying it is... www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

''Counter-terrorism policing have now taken the lead in the investigation as Lawrence Taylor, the head of national counter-terrorism policing, has said: “We now have new information and evidence that means counter-terrorism policing is leading the investigation. We are pursuing multiple lines of inquiry to establish the motivation for this attack.”

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 11

I really don't want to think that something subliminal is being posited here 😐

Facebook post:

Nigel Farage

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Kemi Badenoch is the epitome of Tory hypocrisy. She’s done more U-turns than a black cab!
She’s rejected candidates for her party at the next election for supporting net zero. We’re all curious as to when she’ll be resigning the whip!

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 9

100%. I'm still on about six cups a day 🤷‍♂️ www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

If you have a cup of tea when it’s already fairly warm outside, your body’s heat receptors detect a rise in internal temperature and send signals to your brain to cool off. As a result, blood vessels near the surface of the skin widen, and your sweat rate goes up – a cooling response that’s usually disproportionate to the amount of heat you’ve taken on board. In contrast, if

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 8

Times online's (sole) front page contribution to the by-election story 👇

Image of Nigel Farage and Nadhim Zahawi
'Zahawi: Farage is the victim of a deep state conspiracy'

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 6

Bold, in the circumstances.

Pochettino believes in "energía universal" ("universal energy"), the idea that people, places and things are charged with a hidden energy, positive or negative. "I believe in energía universal", he said. "It is connected. Nothing happens for causality. It is always a consequence [of something else]. Maybe, it is one of the reasons that Harry [Kane] always scores in derbies. I believe in that energy. For me, it exists."[182][183]

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 1

The character who says 'Don't panic!' in Dad's Army

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 1

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jul 1

Another one bites the dust 😒

Waitrose ad from Facebook using the strapline 'No. 1 for picky tea lovers'

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 30

That makes sense although weird Tory response:

A defence insider said it was “madness after all that wrangling to have left a £4.7bn black hole for someone else to fix”, while the Conservatives described the plan as a “delayed-action poison pill” for Burnham.

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 29

Oh, yes, a tribute... Fair enough; will refrain from using the term 'bandwagon' in this instance.

Former culture secretary Sir Jeremy Hunt led the tributes, posting on X: "Incredibly sad to hear of the passing of Dame Penelope Keith CBE. She was a neighbour and friend where she was dearly loved by all who knew her in Milford.

"She helped Britain laugh at itself, one of our best national qualities, and brought happiness to millions. RIP dear Penny."

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 28

Thank you!!! 🤷‍♂️ 🫖 👌 www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 27

Thomas bitten off more than he can chew? Understandable not to grasp the magnitude of the task as someone who hasn't lived through the past 60-odd years in this country in minute detail. Subtleties escaping him.. plus, let's be fair, Gareth (arguably, like Sarina) had a lot of luck on his side 🫢

Thomas Tuchel looking (typically) frustrated

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 27

Reminds me of this poster I used to have on my wall growing up. Maybe Joan had design oversight of all promo materials...

Poster for the film 'Rebecca' directed by Alfred Hitchcock

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 25

I'm sorry but it's uncanny 😬

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 24

I remember him like this but showing my age too I suppose 😁

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 24

Defending his multi-billionaire media mogul father, Andy.

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 22

I think we all know who we really need ✊ 🔶

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 19

Maybe it's Banksy 🙂

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 18

You'd have thought he would have accumulated at least 16 years of 'thinking time' by this point but we shall see.

From: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Burnham
First leadership campaign (2010)
In May 2010, following the defeat of Gordon Brown's government, Burnham became Shadow Secretary of State for Health. After Brown's resignation as leader of the Labour Party, Burnham declared his intention to stand in the subsequent leadership contest.[45] He launched his leadership campaign in his Leigh constituency on 26 May.[46] Burnham stood on his philosophy of "aspirational socialism", aligning himself with Intern Aware's campaign to end unpaid internships. He made policy commitments including re-creating the National Care Service, which he had previously introduced as health secretary before its abolition by the Coalition, and replacing inheritance tax with a land value tax. Burnham finished fourth, eliminated on the second ballot with 10.4% of the vote. The leadership contest was won by Ed Miliband.

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 17

This is the current England manager after a Premier League match a few years agao. Hoping we don't reach the same levels of 'passion' during this tournament...

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 17

Photo of past Labour Secretary of State, Chris Clarke

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 17

Still from the opening credits of the TV show 'Eggs 'N' Baker'

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 17

This exchange, for example, isn't the least bit worrying 😬 The tried and trusted 'let the extremists in and then outmanoeuvre them out again', which has famously born fruit over history.

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 16

If Thomas Tuchel manages to keep his cool, that will be the win 👍

Thomas Tuchel arguing with Antonio Conte

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 16

Moving the focus slightly away from his future at Eton... (hope we're not the ones stumping up the fees 😬)

He has been gradually introduced to a public role, including going with his father Prince William to help at a charity for the homeless at Christmas.

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 16

Never stop BBCing, BBC... 👍

The costs for Prince George will include the VAT added by the government to private school fees.

Cosmoiselle@cosmoiselle· Jun 16

Some real zingers in this one 😁 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...