cowpenz
@cowpenz
18+ only netizen • adult • i'mma lizard • she/they 🏳️⚧️
all my backgrounds are blue voids because i actually live in a sea world-esque aquarium where mean visitors throw peanuts at me
hey, hey hey HEY HEY LOOK!!!!!!!! LOOK RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!! ... My dear friend @deergirlblimp.bsky.social made me this wonderful ass sprite thingy for chris mas...
I have resurrected my OCs from the crypt ty to @deergirlblimp.bsky.social for the idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crocodile has been spending this christmas season living her best life e.i drinking terrifying amounts of eggnog at parties
keep bewaring of the pipeline!!!!!!!!!! I made this like a month ago her ass is going in storage now
If you can't handle me at my 37th sona redesign you don't deserve me at my once every three months PORN!
HEY HEY YOU YEAH YOU CHECK THIS OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wonderful raffle prize byyyy @hugebazongasman.bsky.social
i surrender my mind body and soul to evil honsie.. AND CONGRATS YOU DESERVE EVERY LAST ONE KING!!!
is it supposed to *still* be doing that... whatever, atleast I get to matchies with @opossumvalley.bsky.social's Avalon
I actually looked like this all July I just didn't show anyone because I was busy with EPIC GAMING
turning a big dial that says "neck inflation" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval
im actually getting better at doing low commital fast stuff thank godddddddd.. behold my power firsthand