Guess who, babbling at a defense symposium in Pennsylvania about - magnets! He wants to attract the finest, mebbe?

"What's that, Lassie? Timmy's stuck in the well?"

Young Buddhist monks enjoy running with their cocks flapping.

Her name is Emmy.

Whatever happened to these anyway?

Just in time for our 250th!

Well, at least they haven’t made him play the Easter bunny.

You just don’t see those big stupid trucks with big stupid flags anymore.

I’m sure the math checks out because I’ve experienced this phenomenon. I’ve crashed a motorcycle, more than once, and each time I was flying over the handlebars I opened my eyes and everything around me was moving in slow motion. True story.

Hitler fixed it so he’d never pay taxes again.

39 years ago I was on a ship in the Persian Gulf. Today is the 39th anniversary of that ship, USS STARK, being attacked and surviving. 37 Shipmates lost their lives. I was in the Gulf before it was fashionable.

This is outright calling him a piece of shit, and he’s so ignorant he said thank you.

Who let the virus in?

I can’t imagine how much anxiety and ptsd Kwai Chang Caine must’ve had, what with all them fights and whatnot.

I’m so sorry for your loss. Today is ten weeks for us.

The date of the reconquista. Get the word out.

“It’ll make a turd, GET BACK TO WORK!” -Kegsbreath, probably

So, we’re splitting the Hormuz fees, we’re not splitting the Hormuz fees…?

Toldja.

I’m so sorry about your losing Max. I just lost my boy a few weeks ago. It’s devastating.

You still coming to work though?

Jokes are always funnier in German.

OPSEC was a fun idea.

For those who might be following along; I had to say goodbye to my best friend last week, and I’ve been sitting shiva. It’s a devastating loss.

We’ll always have Pamplona.