Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine

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Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· 7d

Adored ’Land’ by Maggie O’Farrell - hard to understand why it’s not on bestseller lists and getting huge chat. Magnificent. #booksky

Cover of book “Land” by Maggie O’Farrell

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· 17d

It’s the fucking Catalina Wine-dark Sea Mixer?

Still from Nolan’s “The Odyssey”; Circe sits at her table, hands together, fingers intertwined as she watches the men begin to eat her food — two soldiers stand behind her, still in uniform.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jul 13

@tracyking.bsky.social This nob has jacked your design and is spamming everyone with their knockoff. I reported

Screenshot of spammer who stole OP’s brilliant 3 lions shirt

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jul 7

fat, striped orange cartoon cat (Garfield) hand to a tree branch by his paws. his eyes betray a fear-laden diffidence. The text reads “hang in there,” a task that appears impossible as Ody not being a jerk.
(I loved both Ody and Garfield, but that’s hardly the point.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jul 3

Nicole Kidman, red hair back, grey ir tweed suit, smiles oddly into the mid distance. A multicolored halo behind her made by a projector. This is why we go to the movies

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jul 1

Ordering one for the men of SCOTUS

Baseball cap with white head and red beak reads “please be half as good as the US women”. Cap sits on red and white striped chair made of something that looks like seatbelts

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 29

Couldn’t have happened to a medaler guy.

Hot looking Russian wearing so many garish medals on his green uniform, it looks like he might tip over from the weight of it. Big hat. (Hot as in red-faced and over-heated. Not much in the looks department.)

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 26

thought we all knew that this is a sunbrella:

Old man, blue shirt, grey goatee, overly enthusiastic smile and kind of a manic, sad look in his eyes. He wears what amounts to an umbrella on his head - it attaches to his noggin with elastic. Each mini panel is a different bright color

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 19

When I try to pet my sister’s cat

Pete Hegseth at NATO. Hair greased back; white roots revealing he missed his latest dye job. Navy suit and white dress shirt, receding hairline. Eyes squinting, nose scrunched, mouth open in a hiss

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 19

When I’m on a bread truck, chasing a man who is chasing another lady, after our “I say a little prayer” singalong at a fish joint:

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 13

Photo of a bluefin tuna. It is a big fish. It is shiny. It’s tummy is silver and it’s back is blue.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 12

“We’re living in a dreary age, obsessed with measuring, when you can’t measure loads of things… It’s joie de vivre that keeps you going and it’s lack of joie de vivre that’ll kill you.” - David Hockney What an example of living.

David Hockney
A Bigger Splash (1967)
Tate

A house in the far end, a aquamarine pool shows a splash of white froth, just off the tan diving board, indicating a diver just entered the water. Two palm trees stand tall in the distance against the flat blue sky.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 11

Nicole Kidman with hair up in the AMC “We come to this place… for magic” ad

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 10

“What did she say?” Two fashy-Reform cranks react to Green MP Hannah Spencer saying there was “grubbiness” behind her. She’s not wrong.

MP Hannah Spencer (Green) slips insult into her question during PMQ, saying that there was “enough grubbiness behind” her. Two Reform MPs pull looks which are very Musk meets tier-three Disney villain. Horrid people.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Jun 10

Didn’t know that Brit pols wear Union Flag pins like our American fools. No surprise to see it’s fashy-Reform creeps like Tice taking the lead.

British MP Richard Tice wears a face of disdain and hatred as he scowls about migrants in the House of Commons during PMQ. He has brown hair, wears a blue suit, looks like if Richard of Richard and Judy joined the KKK and wears a Union Flag pin.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· May 30

Fella seems rather high on his horse. Doubt he’s the most infamous or famous rapist in his postcode, much less the world.

'Not till I was cracked and smacked then uncracked and unsmacked and therapised and had been through Sartre and sutras and Nietzsche and sex creatures, until I'd turned my childhood shame into adult fame, only when I saw the false idols of sex and fame like two serpents, like two coiled helices, turn with Murdoch's venom and in foul and Faustian disgrace: "Oh, so you want to be famous, do you? And have lots of sex?
How about being portrayed as THE MOST FAMOUS RAPIST IN THE WORLD?
Ah Ha ha ha ha HA ha.'

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· May 19

It’s legitimately interesting and weird, Dali meets Dutch Baroque. I’m not one for Dali and find it a bit sickening, but gosh is it interesting

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· May 13

I am getting offline, infiltrating local Kumon. Collectivism is a great topic for both math and reading skills.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 30

Every thing I learn about these hideous people makes me think we know next-to-nothing about them. Beyond profane. Also, can someone get this scumbag a spellcheck?

From NYT: “ Among other tasks, Mr. Epstein asked for a design replacing the Arabic word for God with his initials in English. "Remember we saw the aribic writing in black and white," he wrote to Mr. Nicola in an email plagued with his customary typos and misspellings.
"instead of allah, i thought j's and e 's."”

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 23

The Astronaut-Fighter Pilot Mark Kelly? Or like, some other Mark Kelly? IDK, but I’m pretty sure there’s an entire genre of American motion pictures devoted to valorizing the former.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Sami Nathaniel Q @NathanielSami
Mark Kelly needs to be held accountable! LOCK HIM UP.!!!

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 20

IDK, but this MFer looks like he has seen some shit. Fella’s got the look of a man who’s seen Laura Ingraham get the Marburg Virus.

Old bald man has a look of dejected shock, a Camusian look of despair and acceptance at the horrors of life.

Text reads “what it could take for the US to remove highly enriched uranium from Iran. CBS News 20h

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 20

I hear Bezos is attempting to acquire one of Zuck’s Afghan merkins for The Met. 🤞

White Afghan Hound with spectacular, long blonde straight hair. She has big brown eyes and a black nose atop a long, elegant snout. Her hair can best be described as Tri-Delt 2005 at a formal.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 13

Drop your crime fighting Catholics (Was she the criminal? How have I forgotten?)

Image of windows & Microsoft cover for CD ROM game of “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?” Most of the cover is blue, but ms Sandiego wears a red trilby and red trench coat.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 13

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 9

I, for one, think it’s neat that we have our own Lady Macbeth.

Picture of Usha and JD Vance. She wears a lilac top, the color that Pepto Bismal would be if it was purple instead of pink. He’s some man, who cares what that charisma-vacuum is wearing. They look typically boring and conniving.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 4

Dr. Pepper alternatives always sound like someone who gets featured on ”Dateline”

Photo of Sodastream knock-off Dr.Pepper : Dr. Pete & Diet Dr. Pete, in stumpy bottles with burgundy labels sold for $6.99 in a Wegman’s

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Apr 3

OliPop Crisp Apple tastes like “what if a jumbo jet from the ‘90s created apple juice.” -2/10

Pale yellow can of OliPop Crisp Apple. “A new kind of soda” has a red cartoon apple and the text is mostly in apple green. The yellow is a friendly pale yellow, like the color of a summer dress

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Mar 31

Fella opted for the Kash Patel Special when it came time to pick nips. Good on you, fascist. What you do in the privacy of the Coast Guard Commandant’s quarters is between you, your wife, Alex Karp, Peter Thiel and everyone at Palantir.

Odd pic of Kristi Noem and President Trump with all their fake bits and bobs, then a picture of Noem’s husband wearing a busty shirt think with nips akimbo.
He also wears fuschia Lycra pants and purses (sp?) his lips

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Feb 23

Following in the footsteps of the WAG classic, ”Footballers’ Wives” character: Chardonnay Lane

Wedding of man in shiny silver suit and greasy hair with lady in pink fluff wedding dress which is most like a cross between a pink Peep and a Snoball.

Mary Shelley’s Fluoxetine@crabapplejones· Feb 14