joshua (@craftjoshua) · DIRTY

joshua

@craftjoshua

Boston. Cat dad. Movie lover. Disco diva.

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joshua@craftjoshua· 17d

Orange cat speaking into microphone with “Would” in bold letters. The cat represents me saying I would absolutely give myself to wicker Alexander Skarsgård

joshua@craftjoshua· 27d

Picture of Nicholas Cage in National Treasure getting ready to steal a giant nutcracker in Minnesota

joshua@craftjoshua· Jun 28

what’s it like inside your head

joshua@craftjoshua· Jun 26

I’m not mad at the result britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Some survey results from some quiz

Cutie patootie Mayor Zohran Mamdani

joshua@craftjoshua· Jun 18

My daughter

A tabby mau looking at her homosexual father asking “Why are you not petting me?”

joshua@craftjoshua· May 1

Girl, what?

Celine Dion with a landline phone up to her ear with the caption “je téléphone à la police”

joshua@craftjoshua· Mar 23

The face of someone who knows she was worshipped by ancient Egyptians. I guess I’m not meeting her standards…

A green eyed tabby mau kitty. A white patch on her chest. She has the subtle M on her forehead.
She really is that girl

joshua@craftjoshua· Mar 15

She has not come up off me since I got home from the hotel on Wednesday. My daughter

A tabby cat sleeping on the chest of a man wearing a black shirt with white stripes

joshua@craftjoshua· Mar 11

Last night in the hotel. I’ll miss being this spoiled

Gay guy with a towel thrown over his head sitting in a bathtub with his chest showing

joshua@craftjoshua· Feb 26

Close enough

Winona Ryder in “Heathers” smoking a cigarette after a whole lotta shit happened

joshua@craftjoshua· Nov 30

A great show for hockey fans

Cunty Stephen A. Smith

joshua@craftjoshua· Nov 18

joshua@craftjoshua· Nov 18

Omg

Nick Saban pointing at a blackboard with “Girl, da fuck?” written on it

joshua@craftjoshua· Nov 12

Let’s go girls. We need mics and cameras in every Republican’s face today

Photo of a man holding a boom mic while a producer off camera says “I need Andy and a camera.” Andy refers to Andy Cohen.

joshua@craftjoshua· Sep 18

Hakeem got some damn nerve asking me for money.

Unwanted text from the House Majority PAC/Hakeem Jeffries asking for donations

joshua@craftjoshua· Aug 20

The group chat is divided as to whether Austin Butler is sexy. Attached photo was used when question was asked

Black and white photo of actor Austin Butler shirtless, showing off his chiseled physique. The vibe of the photo is Brando in “A Streetcar Named Desire.”

joshua@craftjoshua· Jun 12

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Deborah Roberts and David Muir from 20/20

joshua@craftjoshua· Jun 9

Honestly, fair

Some twunk with acrylic nails

joshua@craftjoshua· Jun 6

Vibes

Me, a homosexual with a buzz cut and glasses, taking a pic of myself in a mirror after 87 Tito’s sodas

joshua@craftjoshua· Jun 4

MORE

Barbie giggling in her pink car driving by a house burning down

joshua@craftjoshua· May 21

Hmmm well look at that

White woman with glasses

joshua@craftjoshua· Apr 29

GIF of Bethany Frankel yelling at Kelly to go to sleep during the Scary Island debacle

joshua@craftjoshua· Apr 28

Y’all…

A picture of a cartoon star and balloons with the text “Diva Down!” overlayed

joshua@craftjoshua· Apr 8

The gay beams machine? Girl…

Walton Goggins looking puzzled in a scene from “white lotus.”

joshua@craftjoshua· Mar 16

80’s Babies… where y’all at? 1987 🤓

Man with buzz cut, glasses, and chapped lips

joshua@craftjoshua· Mar 11

He is so…exhausting

Woman looking down, pinching area between eyes, exasperated

joshua@craftjoshua· Mar 6

Time to start smoking again nothing matters

Goldie Hawn lighting a cigarette in a scene from First Wives Club

joshua@craftjoshua· Feb 28

My daughter

A tabby mau cat nibbling on some straw connected to a BLOOMING orchid(s)

joshua@craftjoshua· Feb 21

Donna Summer “I Feel Love”

Screenshot of Donna Summer’s “I Feel Love” playing on phone

joshua@craftjoshua· Feb 19

Young black woman with long nails sitting in front of a mirror and plant asking “Are you not ashamed of yourself? Are you not embarrassed?”