Craig Brown

@craigbrownkc

Veteran of the blogs. BBWAA. Currently writing about the Royals at Into the Fountains on Ghost.

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Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· 2d

This is sort of funny. And unsurprising.

The last five appearances by Edwin Díaz include three blown saves, runs allowed in four outings and…a clean inning against the Kansas City Royals.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· 12d

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· 12d

Today at Into the Fountains, I wrote about the Royals and their annual ritual of an underwhelming trade deadline. Click. Read. Subscribe. intothefountains.ghost.io/deadline-dud/

The Royals played this trade deadline the same way they’ve treated seemingly every trade deadline the past 10 years. That is to say, lacking the gumption for bold action, they played it straight. The trades they made were neither surprising nor inspired. They lacked inventiveness, creativity or panache. They simply…happened. If it wasn’t for the chorus of boos from the fanbase for lack of such, it was almost as if they occurred in a vacuum, unnoticed by those on the outside.
None of this is surprising because these are the Kansas City Royals, where next year is forever going to be their year, damnit. Therefore they never tear down or build up, instead choosing to plod forward, never failing to deviate from the only path they know. They are predictable in their mediocrity.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· 14d

Tell me you’re the worst team in the AL Central without telling me you’re the worst team in the AL Central.

Tyler Tolbert, Randy Dobnak Named Royals Player, Pitcher of the Month for
July

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· 24d

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It was a sinker. Down a bit, but the delivery split the plate. That made it a tantalizing offering on 0-1. Salvador Perez planted his front leg, loaded his hands, dropped the barrel of the bat and rotated his hips. Movements synchronized, a concert of simplicity, smoothness and, most importantly, violence.

The impact was square. The ball launched. When it finally returned to Earth, it splashed down into the fountains as if orchestrated by NASA. An appropriate landing for a historic moonshot.

It was home run number 317 for Perez. He is now tied with George Brett for most home runs in Royals team history. Franchise icon meets franchise icon.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· 25d

The Captain ignites the Royals comeback to get the win and the three-game sweep over the Giants.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Jul 15

Easy money.

English soccer star Harry Kane confirms he golfed with Trump:
'Surreal experience'

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Jul 15

I am shocked! (I am not really shocked.)

England just stopped after they scored. They just stopped.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Jun 27

Too bad Guthrie isn't in the booth tonight. He could welcome Mitch Spence to the "Royals pitchers who have allowed 10 or more runs in fewer than two innings" club.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Jun 27

There's a new one for this list.

Games where the Royals have allowed 20 or more runs. They have allowed 22 tonight. Through seven innings.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Jun 27

If noted hater of baseball, Rob Manfred, wanted to introduce a mercy rule, I don’t think I would object. My god.

The royals pitching box through five innings. Pure carnage.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· May 20

Good night!

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· May 6

It’s not what you want

MILB Gameday chart for Carlos Estévez today with a pair of 89 mph fastballs. Both well of of the zone.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 27

30 years on…

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 22

An official rendering of the proposed new Royals stadium at Crown Center.

Rendering of new Royals stadium at Hallmark HQ with a 10-minute walking radius.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 22

I have so many questions about what they're NOT tearing down. But the ballpark orientation is probably what you want.

A screenshot of the first renderings of a new Royals stadium at Crown Center.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 21

In case you were wondering how things are going for the #Royals, this is the current front page of the newsletter:

The front page of Into the Fountains. Every headline is terrible.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 18

If someone thought today’s #Royals game represented “a new low” I have to wonder where the hell they’ve been most of these last 35 years.

Headline from the Kansas City Star that reads “Royals hit new low with Saturday’s blowout loss at Yankee Stadium. Skid now at 6.”

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 18

Probably going to fall a little short on the run total, but I’m feelin’ good about what I wrote today. You should subscribe! intothefountains.ghost.io

I want to believe, but their next stop on this road trip is three in the house of horrors that is New Yankee Stadium. I suppose it could be a good sign that Pasquantino and Caglianone are warming up in time to take advantage of a short porch and the jet stream that pushes balls out to right. Witt is finding his extra base hit groove and Perez finally locked in. Maybe this offense explodes for something like 30 runs in the Bronx over the next three games.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 14

I love this game. Looks like we had the same thought for number 4.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 9

Back at it tonight. #Royals

A view of Kauffman Stadium just before first pitch.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Apr 9

I think I like the old City Connects better. These hats are…something.

Maikel Garcia modeling the Royals City Connect jersey.

Royals City Connect hat that is…not appealing.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Mar 26

I’m following the right people.

Craig Brown@craigbrownkc· Mar 26

We need to be talking more about how terrible they’ve made the MLB app. It is absolutely user-hostile. A straight-up assault on common sense. Pure enshittification.